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dmb · Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397

I said in another thread that I have loads of crap thoughts.
This is my latest. If one half of a Siamese twin committed murder, what would happen. You couldn't let the guilty one off and you couldn't send the innocent one to jail. (assuming that they share major organs and can't be seperated). What crap thoughts do you have?

steven_gerrard · Joined: 07 Feb 2003 Posts: 155

To follow a theme, how come some Siamese twins are married- I mean how does that work? Do they have a curtain they put up or something?

Actually, I think that is more of a sick thought than a crap thought, so I'd better stop.

dmb · Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397

Wasn't Ade Edmonson's character in Bottom called Hitler? I'm not going to sleep tonight. Where has that insomnia thread gone?

steven_gerrard · Joined: 07 Feb 2003 Posts: 155

You know there were a family of Hitlers living in Liverpool before WWII- uncles and cousins of Mein Fuhrer. They emmigrated to the US after the war and changed their names. I have seen the house where they lived- used to be a dare to go up to the house, knock on the door and ask for "Adolf". Don't think anyone ever dared knock on the door though, let alone pose the question....

Going back to the Siamese twins, it would be more interesting if one of them almost murdered the other- would the victim have to go to prison along with the criminal?

dmb · Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397

nice one Steven. An interesting twist.

dmb · Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397

I guess they would have to be into swinging.

dmb · Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397

My flatmates best mate owns the rights to sell biodeisel in the UK.
www.biodieselsolutions.com He recently came to Turkey for a holiday and thinks Turkey would be a great market. He tried to persuade us to be agents here in Turkey...... but we no nothing about it so we will stick with EFL.

justme · Joined: 18 May 2004 Posts: 1944 Location: Istanbul

Would it be worse to have no hands or no legs?

I think no hands.

How cool would it be to have cartoon superpowers?

Very.

If you could choose what happened to you after you died, would you want to be a ghost?

Yes.

Does it matter if Michael Jackson is guilty or not? When is his poor face gonna fall off already? Have you ever seen him and LaToya together in the same photograph?

No. Soon. No.

steven_gerrard · Joined: 07 Feb 2003 Posts: 155

I think rather than found "not guilty", the case against Michael Jackson was "not proven"- the jurors have said it themselves.

Another great triumph for the American legal system.....

dmb · Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397

which superpowers would you want? I'd have to go for flying as I live at the bottom of a hill.

justme · Joined: 18 May 2004 Posts: 1944 Location: Istanbul

Which means the doors are open for the civil suit and those people can win all kinds of delicious money off him.

On the other hand, I'm glad to see that 80 year old Klansman finally getting busted for murdering the civil rights workers. Not quite justice, but something like it.

dmb · Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397

steven_gerrard · Joined: 07 Feb 2003 Posts: 155

whynotme · Joined: 07 Nov 2004 Posts: 728 Location: istanbul

how do birds fly? i have a formula

birds weight=(or less) gravity

and if you fire a gun and shoot the bird the bird can not fly why? i have the formula for that too.

bird's weight+bullet's weight is more than the gravity

the bird falls down and can not fly not because it wad wounded or killed it is because the bullets weight changes the balance and the bird+bullet is more than the gravity.....

am i crazy?

dmb · Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397