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The Strangest Things
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Guy Courchesne



Joined: 10 Mar 2003
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Location: Mexico City

PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:44 am    Post subject: The Strangest Things Reply with quote

I have twice, in the space of four weeks, come within inches of being hit by a window falling from several floors up. I thought only pianos fell on people in such a way.

Spanish Lesson #1. When someone screams 'AGUAS!', it has nothing to do with water. The proper response is to duck or run.
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Perpetual Traveller



Joined: 29 Aug 2005
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Location: In the Kak, Japan

PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very good advice Guy, getting hit by a window could be quite paneful!

PT
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ls650



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PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Groan! Rolling Eyes
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Ben Round de Bloc



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PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perpetual Traveller wrote:
Very good advice Guy, getting hit by a window could be quite paneful!

PT

I love it, PT!

Don't worry about Guy getting hit by a window, silly. He could take the pane without it being curtains for him, I'm sure.

Sorry. Embarassed
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wildchild



Joined: 14 Nov 2005
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Location: Puebla 2009 - 2010

PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, if you did get hit, you could possibly sue and win dough Shocked
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Perpetual Traveller



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Location: In the Kak, Japan

PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bet he wishes he could tell us to shutter up, but we wouldn't take a blind bit of notice.

PT
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Cdaniels



Joined: 21 Mar 2005
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Location: Dunwich, Massachusetts

PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:22 am    Post subject: Re: The Strangest Things AGUAS? Reply with quote

Guy Courchesne wrote:
Spanish Lesson #1. When someone screams 'AGUAS!', it has nothing to do with water.

What the heck?
Is this the all-purpose emergency alternative to yelling, "FIRE?"
Confused
You punsters are so transparent. Rolling Eyes
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Guy Courchesne



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, or rather, it means WATCH OUT! It comes from the times before indoor plumbing, when people would toss what swishes about in the bed pan out over the 2nd floor balcony. In the Phillipines (or some place round about there) they use AWAS to mean danger. Same things.

Heads up is close in English, except for the fact that if you yell it, people invariably put theri heads down, covered by arms.

Don't try yelling out PATO! The best that'll get you is a face full of vice-presidential buckshot.
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M@tt



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i confess that i knocked a window pane out of the seventh floor of my old apartment the day i moved in. it's not that hard to do here. fortunately the homeless dudes were sleeping about 5 meters away when it smashed all over the sidewalk.

if there is one thing i wish mexico would make more use of, it's decent windows. even nice buildings here tend to have the most ghetto, pathetic excuses for windows. my building had single pane and they were hot-glue gunned onto the panes, which were of course homemade, soldered-together slats of metal. classic.
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cwc



Joined: 16 Nov 2005
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:41 pm    Post subject: WHAT??????????? Reply with quote

What�s the matter with hot-gluing the window panes in? I lived for years without windows or even a door. The people here are doing the best they can and you call their efforts pathetic. Embrace the culture or you are doomed. I have seen a lot like you come and go.
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Perpetual Traveller



Joined: 29 Aug 2005
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Location: In the Kak, Japan

PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And when I was a lad I lived in a rolled up newspaper in middle of road...

Sheesh. Rolling Eyes

PT
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M@tt



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i'll explain the problem with hot-glue gunning sheets of glass to cheap frames for anyone too slow to make the logical conclusion: the glass falls out and lands on the sidewalk 20 meters below, which is where people are walking. many believe that this might lead to death or at least painful injury.

by the way, those windows were not "the best they can do." certainly not in a 7 story building with inflated rents.

(special thanks to cwc for vocab correction)


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cwc



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:50 am    Post subject: ???????? Reply with quote

M@tt wrote:
infated
????? You made a generalization about Mexico, and then said that a building in MEXICO could do better. Go home if you want double pane windows.
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cwc



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:57 am    Post subject: WHAT??????????? Reply with quote

M@tt wrote:
i'll explain the problem with hot-glue gunning sheets of glass to cheap panes
The glass is called the pane, the part around it is the frame.
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Cdaniels



Joined: 21 Mar 2005
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Location: Dunwich, Massachusetts

PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:28 am    Post subject: Blame a blonde! Reply with quote

M@tt wrote:
i confess that i knocked a window pane out of the seventh floor of my old apartment the day i moved in.

The perfect excuse come from Raymond Chandler:
"It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window."

Laughing
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