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Guy Courchesne

Joined: 10 Mar 2003 Posts: 9650 Location: Mexico City
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:44 am Post subject: The Strangest Things |
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I have twice, in the space of four weeks, come within inches of being hit by a window falling from several floors up. I thought only pianos fell on people in such a way.
Spanish Lesson #1. When someone screams 'AGUAS!', it has nothing to do with water. The proper response is to duck or run. |
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Perpetual Traveller

Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 651 Location: In the Kak, Japan
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:48 am Post subject: |
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Very good advice Guy, getting hit by a window could be quite paneful!
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ls650

Joined: 10 May 2003 Posts: 3484 Location: British Columbia
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:54 am Post subject: |
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Ben Round de Bloc
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 1946
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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Perpetual Traveller wrote: |
Very good advice Guy, getting hit by a window could be quite paneful!
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I love it, PT!
Don't worry about Guy getting hit by a window, silly. He could take the pane without it being curtains for him, I'm sure.
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wildchild

Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 519 Location: Puebla 2009 - 2010
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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Well, if you did get hit, you could possibly sue and win dough  |
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Perpetual Traveller

Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 651 Location: In the Kak, Japan
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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I bet he wishes he could tell us to shutter up, but we wouldn't take a blind bit of notice.
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Cdaniels
Joined: 21 Mar 2005 Posts: 663 Location: Dunwich, Massachusetts
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:22 am Post subject: Re: The Strangest Things AGUAS? |
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Guy Courchesne wrote: |
Spanish Lesson #1. When someone screams 'AGUAS!', it has nothing to do with water. |
What the heck?
Is this the all-purpose emergency alternative to yelling, "FIRE?"
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Guy Courchesne

Joined: 10 Mar 2003 Posts: 9650 Location: Mexico City
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:42 am Post subject: |
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Yes, or rather, it means WATCH OUT! It comes from the times before indoor plumbing, when people would toss what swishes about in the bed pan out over the 2nd floor balcony. In the Phillipines (or some place round about there) they use AWAS to mean danger. Same things.
Heads up is close in English, except for the fact that if you yell it, people invariably put theri heads down, covered by arms.
Don't try yelling out PATO! The best that'll get you is a face full of vice-presidential buckshot. |
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M@tt
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 473 Location: here and there
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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i confess that i knocked a window pane out of the seventh floor of my old apartment the day i moved in. it's not that hard to do here. fortunately the homeless dudes were sleeping about 5 meters away when it smashed all over the sidewalk.
if there is one thing i wish mexico would make more use of, it's decent windows. even nice buildings here tend to have the most ghetto, pathetic excuses for windows. my building had single pane and they were hot-glue gunned onto the panes, which were of course homemade, soldered-together slats of metal. classic. |
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cwc
Joined: 16 Nov 2005 Posts: 372
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:41 pm Post subject: WHAT??????????? |
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What�s the matter with hot-gluing the window panes in? I lived for years without windows or even a door. The people here are doing the best they can and you call their efforts pathetic. Embrace the culture or you are doomed. I have seen a lot like you come and go. |
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Perpetual Traveller

Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 651 Location: In the Kak, Japan
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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And when I was a lad I lived in a rolled up newspaper in middle of road...
Sheesh.
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M@tt
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 473 Location: here and there
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:13 am Post subject: |
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i'll explain the problem with hot-glue gunning sheets of glass to cheap frames for anyone too slow to make the logical conclusion: the glass falls out and lands on the sidewalk 20 meters below, which is where people are walking. many believe that this might lead to death or at least painful injury.
by the way, those windows were not "the best they can do." certainly not in a 7 story building with inflated rents.
(special thanks to cwc for vocab correction)
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cwc
Joined: 16 Nov 2005 Posts: 372
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:50 am Post subject: ???????? |
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????? You made a generalization about Mexico, and then said that a building in MEXICO could do better. Go home if you want double pane windows. |
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cwc
Joined: 16 Nov 2005 Posts: 372
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:57 am Post subject: WHAT??????????? |
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M@tt wrote: |
i'll explain the problem with hot-glue gunning sheets of glass to cheap panes |
The glass is called the pane, the part around it is the frame. |
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Cdaniels
Joined: 21 Mar 2005 Posts: 663 Location: Dunwich, Massachusetts
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:28 am Post subject: Blame a blonde! |
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M@tt wrote: |
i confess that i knocked a window pane out of the seventh floor of my old apartment the day i moved in. |
The perfect excuse come from Raymond Chandler:
"It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window."
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