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Baba Alex

Joined: 17 Aug 2004 Posts: 2411
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:44 am Post subject: |
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I'm not one person with lots of IDs, rather lots of different people with one ID.
I think anyone who posts on here is complete t.ool and we should all be ashamed of ourselves, including me and especially DMB.
The cheek of it, really, in my day.............. |
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dmb

Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:00 am Post subject: |
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| I think anyone who posts on here is complete t.ool and we should all be ashamed of ourselves, |
My name is dmb and I am a hammer.
If you were a too.l which too.l would you be? |
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yaramaz

Joined: 05 Mar 2003 Posts: 2384 Location: Not where I was before
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:14 am Post subject: |
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| I am a drill press. |
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justme

Joined: 18 May 2004 Posts: 1944 Location: Istanbul
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:19 am Post subject: |
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An awl.
Or a chop saw. Maybe both. You know, cuz I have multiple IDs. |
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dmb

Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:32 am Post subject: |
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(I had to look up awl)
for those with a tool identity crisis.
http://www.mytoolstore.com/ |
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justme

Joined: 18 May 2004 Posts: 1944 Location: Istanbul
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:08 am Post subject: |
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| Nice tools man! I didn't even know 40,000 tools existed! |
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dmb

Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:19 am Post subject: |
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| I actually have a tool dilemna at the moment. The hinge on the wardrobe is b*ggered and so I need to reset it. Do I pay 20 ytl to get a man come round and fix it or do I go to Koctas and buy my own drill for x ytl and forever be a proud drill owner. what do you reckon? |
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justme

Joined: 18 May 2004 Posts: 1944 Location: Istanbul
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:29 am Post subject: |
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There are some important factors to consider when pondering drill ownership:
If you got the drill, can you use it well enough to make sure the hinge doesn't break again? Or, can you at least use it better than the guy you'd pay 20 million?
Do you have a place to store the drill, and do you want to keep moving it around with you?
Do you think you'll have other things in your life you might want to drill?
Most importantly about drills, they're *REALLY FREAKING COOL*, especially the rechargeable ones that come with a lot of different bits and magnetic tips and that can go backwards for removing screws, so even if you might just use it one other time in your life, and even if it may have to live permanently on the kitchen table, and even if you can't use it very well, it's really very good to have your own drill.
And my wardrobe is broken too! I wish I needed a drill to fix it, but I think we'll just pay the kapıcı to use his screwdriver. I had a screwdriver til last Monday, when it quit working so I got mad and bashed it with a hammer to find out why, and it really stopped working after that. |
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Golightly

Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 877 Location: in the bar, next to the raki
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:39 am Post subject: |
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And they're really good for when students need a serious drilling...
T: and repeat: 'How are you?'
Murat: finethanksandyou
T: wear this!
Murat: Aaaaargh! |
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Baba Alex

Joined: 17 Aug 2004 Posts: 2411
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:41 am Post subject: |
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| dmb wrote: |
| I actually have a tool dilemna at the moment. The hinge on the wardrobe is b*ggered and so I need to reset it. Do I pay 20 ytl to get a man come round and fix it or do I go to Koctas and buy my own drill for x ytl and forever be a proud drill owner. what do you reckon? |
Get a guy to fix the hinge and buy a drill. Then you can play the drill in my Beach Boys cover band. We don't have a theramin, but I reckon a drill would be just as good. |
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yaramaz

Joined: 05 Mar 2003 Posts: 2384 Location: Not where I was before
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:01 am Post subject: |
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| dmb, get the drill! I need to hang some curtain rails in my new flat and need a drill for that. I�ve had too many crappy kapici jobs done (hello! light switches installed at 30 degree angles offside! balkon slide locks that dont actually fit together! Agh!). I think we could at least get things on the level. |
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dmb

Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:09 am Post subject: |
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Lots of good advice. I do worry about my fiancee's health though. If I bought a drill I'd end up putting shelves everywhere and she'd bang her head every time she walked into a room.
WARNING.... very old TEFL joke.
What is a drill?
A device for boring.
Golighty, have you got the keys? |
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yaramaz

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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:28 am Post subject: |
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| teacher, i am boring |
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Baba Alex

Joined: 17 Aug 2004 Posts: 2411
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:32 am Post subject: |
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| dmb wrote: |
Lots of good advice. I do worry about my fiancee's health though. If I bought a drill I'd end up putting shelves everywhere and she'd bang her head every time she walked into a room.
WARNING.... very old TEFL joke.
What is a drill?
A device for boring.
Golighty, have you got the keys? |
What's a relative clause?
When they visit, you have to put them up.
I'm a passive smoker.
I am smoked. |
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Golightly

Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 877 Location: in the bar, next to the raki
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:54 am Post subject: |
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| dmb wrote: |
Lots of good advice. I do worry about my fiancee's health though. If I bought a drill I'd end up putting shelves everywhere and she'd bang her head every time she walked into a room.
WARNING.... very old TEFL joke.
What is a drill?
A device for boring.
Golighty, have you got the keys? |
And the coat. |
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