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[denise]

[scot47]

Why are there so many weirdoes in California ?

[denise]

A small town in Northern California recently debated changing its name to Got Milk?.

Thankfully, sanity prevailed. Too bad I don't recall the town's real name.

Oh, and speaking of name changes--Arnie (the man for whom this thread was started, waaaaaay back when...) may have a mountain named for him in Georgia. Look at the doors that governorship can open!

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[Steiner]

I'm assuming that's the state of Georgia and not the nation? They must be considering Mt. Arnold, not Mt. Schwarzenegger. Georgia's dead last in SAT scores in the nation; no one would be able to spell such a long word. Not the high schoolers anyway.

[denise]

It's the nation, not the state. And I believe it would be Mt. Schwarzenegger--if he visits them, they'll name the mountain for him.

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[denise]

Emailed to me by a friend back home:

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Top Ten Questions Received by the Schwarzenegger For Governor Hotline

10. "What's Arnold's poorly-worded plan to fix the economy?"
9. "Why is Arnold campaigning in St. Louis?"
8. "Will he govern shirtless?"
7. "Is he going to take a leave of absence if he becomes pregnant
again?"
6. "Just to clarify -- will he be back?"
5. "When is this Governor movie coming out?"
4. "Did Arnold get the egg I tossed to him?"
3. "Is this the Tom Arnold for Governor hotline?"
2. "Can you tell Mr. Schwarzenegger his steroid shipment has arrived?"
1. "What time is tonight's group sex fundraiser?

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Top Ten Ways California Would Be Different If I, Gary Coleman, Had Been
Elected Governor

10. "Pretty much the same as Schwarzenegger, but less body oil"
9. "Three words: Lieutenant Governor Urkel"
8. "Thanks to my innocent charm, I'd get away with 60% more groping"
7. "I guess I'd have to quit my job as a security guard"
6. "You may not agree with me, but at least you could understand me"
5. "Inaugural address would have a laugh track"
4. "Television viewers wouldn't know if they were watching C-Span or
Nick
at Nite"
3. "Wouldn't have to worry about me having to take time off to do
movies"
2. "I would form a task force to find out exactly what Willis was
talking
about"
1. "Unlike Schwarzenegger, I would admit I'm not qualified"

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Top Ten Possible California Newspaper Headlines The Day After The
Election

10. "135-Way Tie Throws State Into Confusion"
9. "Gray Davis Fails To Convince Self To Vote For Self"
8. "Governor Gary Coleman Names Lieutenant Governor Urkel"
7. "Recall Election Just Elaborate 'Punk'd' Prank"
6. "Dejected Comedian Gallagher Takes Sledgehammer To Own Head"
5. "Screw The Recall, How Did The Cubs And The Red Sox Get In The
Playoffs?"
4. "Millions of Californians Move To Nevada"
3. "Confused Al Gore Demands Recount"
2. "Bush Reminds Nation 'You Can't Recall a President'"
1. "Maria To Arnold: 'Why Don't You Ever Grope Me?'"

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Top Ten Pieces Of Advice Gray Davis Has For Arnold Schwarzenegger

10. "Governor, when you realize you don't know what you're doing, give
me
a call"
9. "Body-building oil will stain the mansion's Italian silk sofa"
8. "Listen to your constituents -- except Michael Jackson"
7. "(Sorry, joke number 7 was recalled)"
6. "To improve your approval rating, go on Leno -- when you get kicked
out, go on Letterman"
5. "Study the master -- George W. Bush" (laughs) "Ah, I"m just kidding"
4. "You could solve the deficit problem by donating your salary from
'Terminator 3'"
3. "If things are bad, just yell, 'Save us, Superman!'"
2. "While giving speech, never say, 'Santa Cruz, Santa Barbara...same
thing'"
1. "It's pronounced 'California'"
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[Gordon]

I just heard that Arnie won't make any movies while he's governor. I guess there's a silver lining to this after all. It should have been his campaign promise and he would have gotten more votes.