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biffinbridge
Joined: 05 May 2003 Posts: 701 Location: Frank's Wild Years
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:05 pm Post subject: The Biff has landed..... |
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Am now in Saudi........it's pants.
Just thought I'd share that with you all. |
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Cleopatra

Joined: 28 Jun 2003 Posts: 3657 Location: Tuamago Archipelago
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:00 pm Post subject: |
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Go (back) to where the chicks are as cheap as the beer - and the employers. |
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sheikh radlinrol
Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 1222 Location: Spain
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:40 pm Post subject: Re: The Biff has landed..... |
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biffinbridge wrote: |
Am now in Saudi........it's pants.
Just thought I'd share that with you all. |
If you think it's ''pants'' now, then God knows how you'll feel 12 months into the future. Get out now! |
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Bebsi
Joined: 07 Feb 2005 Posts: 958
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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Am now in Saudi........it's pants. |
Actually, it's mainly Thawbs.
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biffinbridge
Joined: 05 May 2003 Posts: 701 Location: Frank's Wild Years
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:08 am Post subject: re-Cleo |
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Do you mean Bahrain?
Actually I've done a lot of 'time' in the Gulf and there's much to be said for cheap beer.
As for cheap chicks?Most I've met were generally English or American and hung around on Ladies' nights in 5 star hotel bars in the M.E.As the man asked an expat woman returning to the U.K.;'how does it feel to be ugly again?'
Cheap employers....c'mon love this is E.F.L.I always enjoy passing all my students and being relegated to the role of babysitter as is the case in virtually every job I've done out here.
We're here for the money....and yes I will go back, but only when I've got enough to really enjoy the delights that the progressive world offers for as long as I want to.
No beer ,cheap chicks,get out....methinks you've gone native. |
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mouse5
Joined: 11 Jan 2006 Posts: 142
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:40 am Post subject: working in saudi + get a life! |
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You're right. Problem is that most single guys here end up living like hermits. Let's face it, we're here for the money. I chose to come because I got sick of living on the breadline in Europe. I don't care what other teachers say, you don't come to KSA to "further your career".
As for "recreation". There's plenty of it around without having to go to Bahrain every weekend. |
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trapezius

Joined: 13 Aug 2006 Posts: 1670 Location: Land of Culture of Death & Destruction
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:07 am Post subject: |
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You must have been absent the day in primary school when they taught you to put a space after a comma or the end of a sentence, and a line break after a paragraph.
Then again, all you have to know that is to pick up any written material, even if a newspaper or a magazine. So, have you have been absent from life as well?
Lord have mercy on your past, present, and future students.
P.S. Why bother putting a space after each word even? Imean,isn'titmucheasiertotypelikethis?ImagineNEVERhavingtohitthatpeskyspacebaragain!!!HavefuninSaudi,andhopeyoucanpickupafew"spaces"aswellasbeersandchicks!!! |
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biffinbridge
Joined: 05 May 2003 Posts: 701 Location: Frank's Wild Years
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:17 pm Post subject: Yet another pompous Saudi EFL guru |
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Ill strt wrting my txts in full 2 Trapezius.
Get a life.
You've gotta be American. |
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Cleopatra

Joined: 28 Jun 2003 Posts: 3657 Location: Tuamago Archipelago
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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As for cheap chicks?Most I've met were generally English or American and hung around on Ladies' nights in 5 star hotel bars in the M.E. |
Well, from what I gathered from your scribings on various boards, the non-discriminating and readily available chicks you speak of are generally nowhere near the Middle East. "Ladies' nights" in hotel bars? Guess it must be a Jumeirah Jane thing, I wouldn't understand.
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As the man asked an expat woman returning to the U.K.;'how does it feel to be ugly again?' |
Yawn. If I had a halala for every time I've seen this on internet chat boards....
It's a shame that those who have recently discovered (on departing Bangkok/Warsaw/Taipei/Sofia) that they're not in fact George Clooney's long-lost twin can't come up with another 'joke'. Just for the sake of variety, you know. |
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veiledsentiments

Joined: 20 Feb 2003 Posts: 17644 Location: USA
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:43 pm Post subject: Re: re-Cleo |
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biffinbridge wrote: |
As for cheap chicks?Most I've met were generally English or American and hung around on Ladies' nights in 5 star hotel bars in the M.E.As the man asked an expat woman returning to the U.K.;'how does it feel to be ugly again?' |
The only place I've ever 'heard' that phrase is here on this board. But it is easy to picture the 'man' who would say it... big beer belly hanging over ill-fitting khakis... bald pate and red cheeks glowing... a local hooker on his arm if he had enough cash.
Welcome back Biff
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grahamb

Joined: 30 Apr 2003 Posts: 1945
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:26 pm Post subject: Belly la fea |
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A bulging wallet does seem to be these chaps' most attractive feature.
If only the airlines would introduce a separate section for fat, beery, male expats.
"Would you prefer a window or aisle seat, sir? Obnoxious or non-obnoxious?" |
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Cleopatra

Joined: 28 Jun 2003 Posts: 3657 Location: Tuamago Archipelago
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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a local hooker on his arm |
Great description, VS.
Only thing is, as you know in this part of the world the hookers are highly unlikely to be local. Actually, it's far more probable that they hail from those regions where 'men' like the ones you describe acquire their cut-price 'wives'. |
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running dog
Joined: 20 Oct 2005 Posts: 37
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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Ladies (if that's what you are), a little more decorum please. Some of us are still slim and svelte enough to fit into a tailored tuxedo and come over as the dark celtic-type (think Pierce Brosnan meets George Clooney). It's just that we get so little opportunity to turn on the charm. Put any male long enough in the desert without access to female company and we're all liable to turn into the worst kind of Aussie bar-fly. |
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Cleopatra

Joined: 28 Jun 2003 Posts: 3657 Location: Tuamago Archipelago
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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(think Pierce Brosnan meets George Clooney). |
Oh. Well, in that case... |
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