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Kipling · Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:19 pm Post subject: For Sale

For rent: One large room in downtown Himavant. Light bulbs not supplied.
For Sale: One Chair (Regency copy, only one owner)
For Sale: The complete works of Virginia Wade. only one reader.

Any reasonable offers accepted.
Contact Mr K
The Kings Head Bar and Disco
Far Distant Himavant.
Embarassed

veiledsentiments · Joined: 20 Feb 2003 Posts: 17644 Location: USA

Who's Virginia Wade?

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johnslat · Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:56 am Post subject:

Dear veiledsentiments,
One of the greatest woman tennis players:

"Sarah Virginia Wade (born 10 July 1945, in Bournemouth, Dorset, United Kingdom) is a former professional tennis player from the United Kingdom. She won three Grand Slam singles titles and four Grand Slam doubles titles. She won the women's singles title at Wimbledon in the tournament's centenary year on 1 July 1977, the last time a Briton has won a singles title there."

I can recall seeing her play.

Regards,
John

veiledsentiments · Joined: 20 Feb 2003 Posts: 17644 Location: USA

Yes, but he is selling her books?? Her complete works?

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johnslat · Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:21 am Post subject:

Dear veiledsentiments,
Kipling is doing a "running joke" here, mixing up Virginia Woolf with Virginia Wade.
Regards,
John

Kipling · Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:10 am Post subject: Golden Virginia

I can assure you both that reading the collected works is no joke!
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veiledsentiments · Joined: 20 Feb 2003 Posts: 17644 Location: USA

Are they written on tennis balls?

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12 Monkeys · Joined: 06 Apr 2009 Posts: 82 Location: paradise lost

I'm not interested in your stuff Kipling. I'm just trying to get one post closer to my avatar. It seemed this was an appropriate post to do it on.

Sorry

Cornelius

veiledsentiments · Joined: 20 Feb 2003 Posts: 17644 Location: USA

Wait... you need X number of posts to have an avatar? Haven't heard of that one. I seem to recall a newbie that had one just lately on her post number one.

VS