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Cigar Smoking in Abu Dhabi

 
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wintermute2



Joined: 29 May 2009
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Location: US, soon to be in the UAE

PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:18 pm    Post subject: Cigar Smoking in Abu Dhabi Reply with quote

...perhaps not a "hot button" topic, but does anyone know if I will have a chance of having the occasional cigar when I am in Abu Dhabi?...will I be allowed in certain places, or at least in my apartment?...I have been reading of the smoking bans, and am hopeful that I can enjoy occasionally...are cigars even sold in the UAE?...can I have them shipped?...thanks! Shocked
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Never Ceased To Be Amazed



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Location: Shhh...don't talk to me...I'm playin' dead...

PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cigars are banned in the U.A.E. and, if found in possession, you WILL be tried. And, after a fair trial you WILL be fairly convicted. Upon conviction, you will be led behind the courthouse and have a bullet put into your ear. Your family will then be billed for the cost of the bullet.

Hold on a minute...no, that's China! Abu Dhabi? They're completely fine. In fact, you can buy them on arrival at AUH at World of Cigar. Enjoy your time and your stoggies! I heartily recommend Ramon Allones!

NCTBA
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wintermute2



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...Never Cease, you gave me a much deserved heart attack, and then a much
needed laugh! Wink ...thanks so much and thanks, also, for the
recommendation!
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Never Ceased To Be Amazed



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wm2: Sometimes, I crack myself up! Laughing

NCTBA
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johnslat



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear NCTBA,

"Upon conviction, you will be led behind the courthouse and have a bullet put into your ear."

Will they offer me a blindfold - and a CIGARette?

Regards,
John
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wintermute2



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...Tryin' to do the conversion math on the price of a bullet...
"...3.67AED to 1 US, or was it 3.67 USD to 1 AED???...ah, hell,
think I'll go have a cigar...whadda they gonna do, shoot me?... :+
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johnslat



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, China used to have a money-saving idea:

"In the past the government collected a "bullet fee" (子弹费) from the relatives of the condemned."

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John
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Mojoski



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

johnslat wrote:
Well, China used to have a money-saving idea:

"In the past the government collected a "bullet fee" (子弹费) from the relatives of the condemned."


And there's always one card in the deck who's happy to put up the whole fee. Rolling Eyes
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veiledsentiments



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Never Ceased To Be Amazed wrote:
...you will be led behind the courthouse and have a bullet put into your ear.

For some reason, the picture in my mind is of an Emirati officer, in his perfectly pressed uniform, bullet held carefully between two fingers, gently placing it into this person's ear... Shocked

VS
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007



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Location: UK/Veteran of the Magic Kingdom

PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, Uncle Sam is smoking a Cuban Cigar and dumping cigars (made in USA) on the World.... Laughing
http://ep.yimg.com/ip/I/yhst-72706701672451_2054_14430441
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