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skinhead
Joined: 11 Jun 2004
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"WilmAAAA!"
"I'm freee."
"A G..G..G...G....G.G Granville."
"It's....."
"You utter, utter, utter, utter BASTARD!" |
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formerflautist
Joined: 30 May 2006
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| Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:22 am Post subject: |
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-Zoinks!
-Jinkies!
-Degrassi: it goes there. |
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Bondrock
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Location: ^_^
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| Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:32 am Post subject: |
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| "With my hearing aid turned up to 10, I can hear a canary break wind in Lauderdale!" --Golden Girls |
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ajuma
Joined: 18 Feb 2003
Location: Anywere but Seoul!!
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| Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:47 am Post subject: |
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Gotta love Archie Bunker!!
Archie Bunker: I know all about your woman's troubles there, Edith, but when I had the hernia that time, I didn't make you wear the truss. If you're gonna have the change of life, you gotta do it right now. I'm gonna give you just 30 seconds. Now c'mon and change.
Edith Bunker: Can I finish my soup first? |
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Bondrock
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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SCTV had some great sketches.
one that sticks in my mind is the "Liverboat" . they had a parody of the song Riverboat
"Liverboat, liverboat: loaded with liver" SCTV
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also, another from Friends:
Someone says to Chandler, "you can't handle it" and Chandler responds with
"handle it? handle is the middle part of my first name"
and one more, "Chandler Bing" ...bing! (sound of a small bell)
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Gomer Pyle USMC "Shazam!" (pronounced with 3 syllables) Sha-zay-um |
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merlot
Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Location: I tried to contain myself but I escaped.
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| Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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| medium dry vodka martini--skaken, not stirred |
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Bondrock
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:14 pm Post subject: |
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| happy painting! bob ross |
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Doogie
Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Hwaseong City
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| Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Leslie Cheswyck wrote: |
Captain Kirk: Spock, Sulu, Scottie, Bones, and ah ... you, the new guy. Prepare to beam down.  |
Actually, it should have been..."you, the expendable new security guy who's about to die an agonizing death......prepare to beam down." In 1960's TV, there were 2 positions of certain death....1) Being a new security guy on the Enterprise, and 2) Any girl that was dumb enough to get into a relationship with Little Joe, Hoss or Adam. Those Cartwright boys were the kiss of death. |
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lawyertood
Joined: 17 Jan 2003
Location: Seoul, Incheon and the World--working undercover for the MOJ
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| Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:31 am Post subject: |
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| Let's go see Mr. Whoopie.... Tennessee Tuxedo |
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Bondrock
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:23 am Post subject: |
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| Tennesee tuxedo and his pal Chumlee......don adams aka get smart ... |
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cangel
Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Location: Jeonju, S. Korea
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Bondrock
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:54 am Post subject: |
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I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer....
who said it? |
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Satori
Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Above it all
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:44 am Post subject: |
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| I am the count, and I love to count, A HA HA HA HA!!! |
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Satori
Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Above it all
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:45 am Post subject: |
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Norm again from Cheers...
"Women, can't live with 'em .... pass the beer nuts" |
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daskalos
Joined: 19 May 2006
Location: The Road to Ithaca
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:08 am Post subject: |
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[from The Golden Girls]
Dorothy: We were just having a good time!
Blanche: Dorothy, there is a thin line between "having a good time" and being a total wanton $lut. I should know, my toes have turned on that line for years. |
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