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kimchi story

Joined: 23 Nov 2006
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:42 am Post subject: |
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| SeoulShakin wrote: |
| If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would somebody else make a sound? |
The answer to that one, of course, is girl, you know it's true
ooh ooh ooh... |
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cangel

Joined: 19 Jun 2003 Location: Jeonju, S. Korea
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:14 am Post subject: |
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Is it necrophilia if you thought they were sleeping?
If you only had one eye, would you be blinking or winking?
Imagine it was possible to drill a hole through the center of the Earth. If you jumped in the hole, when you got to the center, would you be falling up? |
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Lizara

Joined: 14 Apr 2004 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:24 am Post subject: |
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| Why do people say you can't have your cake and eat it too? What's the point of my having cake if I can't eat it? |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:51 am Post subject: |
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I know Einstein was a genius, and people say, "It takes one to know one," so does that make me one?
Snow is wet. Beer is wet. Does this explain why there are many alcoholics in The NWT of Canada?
How can a river flow north? Isn't that uphill? |
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blynch

Joined: 25 Oct 2006 Location: UCLA
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:54 am Post subject: |
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too much free time on your hands...  |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:56 am Post subject: |
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| By the way, what was the best thing before sliced bread? A knife? |
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blynch

Joined: 25 Oct 2006 Location: UCLA
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:58 am Post subject: |
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| jajdude wrote: |
| By the way, what was the best thing before sliced bread? A knife? |
breast milk |
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Bondrock

Joined: 08 Oct 2006 Location: ^_^
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:33 am Post subject: |
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hey, there are some original questions here...
i thought the thread was about original questions, but some are just jokes i heard in a previous life... eg, milli vanilli
if you don't have something new to add... then move on; old guys like me have heard all your rehashed jokes. |
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PimpofKorea

Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Location: Dealing in high quality imported English
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:17 am Post subject: |
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| How many punches does it take to fell the average poetry slam going/ sandal and backpacking wearing white guy living in Korea? |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:24 am Post subject: |
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| PimpofKorea wrote: |
| How many punches does it take to fell the average poetry slam going/ sandal and backpacking wearing white guy living in Korea? |
From you pimp, I bet just one. |
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mikowee

Joined: 03 Aug 2006
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:26 am Post subject: |
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| How do my pubes end up everywhere? (I'm honestly baffled) |
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PimpofKorea

Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Location: Dealing in high quality imported English
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:28 am Post subject: |
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| jajdude wrote: |
| PimpofKorea wrote: |
| How many punches does it take to fell the average poetry slam going/ sandal and backpacking wearing white guy living in Korea? |
From you pimp, I bet just one. |
Let's test that theory....where's Qinella???? |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:39 am Post subject: |
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Stupid question: who is behind this PIMP character?
I've got my suspicions..
Is it one of the dudes who is also an informant to Otis?  |
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PimpofKorea

Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Location: Dealing in high quality imported English
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:45 am Post subject: |
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| Qinella wrote: |
Stupid question: who is behind this PIMP character?
I've got my suspicions..
Is it one of the dudes who is also an informant to Otis?  |
As much as I hate to disappoint my little quinny baby... I am just a regular ass dood...not in league with anyone. As rambo said,...you drew first blood.... now I have to take a dump down your throat to avenge myself |
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Keepongoing
Joined: 13 Feb 2003 Location: Korea
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:26 pm Post subject: here's one |
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Is George W. Bush compassionate?
(When he first ran he always refered to himself as a "compassionate Republican") |
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