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kimchi story



Joined: 23 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SeoulShakin wrote:
If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would somebody else make a sound?


The answer to that one, of course, is girl, you know it's true

ooh ooh ooh...
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cangel



Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Location: Jeonju, S. Korea

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it necrophilia if you thought they were sleeping?

If you only had one eye, would you be blinking or winking?

Imagine it was possible to drill a hole through the center of the Earth. If you jumped in the hole, when you got to the center, would you be falling up?
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Lizara



Joined: 14 Apr 2004
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do people say you can't have your cake and eat it too? What's the point of my having cake if I can't eat it?
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know Einstein was a genius, and people say, "It takes one to know one," so does that make me one?

Snow is wet. Beer is wet. Does this explain why there are many alcoholics in The NWT of Canada?

How can a river flow north? Isn't that uphill?
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blynch



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: UCLA

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

too much free time on your hands... Cool
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

By the way, what was the best thing before sliced bread? A knife?
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blynch



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: UCLA

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jajdude wrote:
By the way, what was the best thing before sliced bread? A knife?


breast milk
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Bondrock



Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Location: ^_^

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey, there are some original questions here...

i thought the thread was about original questions, but some are just jokes i heard in a previous life... eg, milli vanilli

if you don't have something new to add... then move on; old guys like me have heard all your rehashed jokes.
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How many punches does it take to fell the average poetry slam going/ sandal and backpacking wearing white guy living in Korea?
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PimpofKorea wrote:
How many punches does it take to fell the average poetry slam going/ sandal and backpacking wearing white guy living in Korea?


From you pimp, I bet just one.
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mikowee



Joined: 03 Aug 2006

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How do my pubes end up everywhere? (I'm honestly baffled)
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jajdude wrote:
PimpofKorea wrote:
How many punches does it take to fell the average poetry slam going/ sandal and backpacking wearing white guy living in Korea?


From you pimp, I bet just one.


Let's test that theory....where's Qinella????
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stupid question: who is behind this PIMP character?

I've got my suspicions..
Is it one of the dudes who is also an informant to Otis? Laughing
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Qinella wrote:
Stupid question: who is behind this PIMP character?

I've got my suspicions..
Is it one of the dudes who is also an informant to Otis? Laughing


As much as I hate to disappoint my little quinny baby... I am just a regular ass dood...not in league with anyone. As rambo said,...you drew first blood.... now I have to take a dump down your throat to avenge myself
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Keepongoing



Joined: 13 Feb 2003
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:26 pm    Post subject: here's one Reply with quote

Is George W. Bush compassionate?

(When he first ran he always refered to himself as a "compassionate Republican")
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