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Adventurer



Joined: 28 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:13 am    Post subject: Re: Best Hagwon name Reply with quote

jajdude wrote:
"Zero English" in Cheonan was the best one I ever saw.


Yeah, I remember "Zero English". It makes you think you are not going to learn anything there. Actually, though it is supposed to be a good hagwon with students who know decent English by Cheonan standards.
They are definitely not a bad hagwon from what I understand.
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DaeguKid



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

freshking wrote:
There's "Kwak's English Academy" in downtown Daegu.


I worked there! And Ding Ding Dang (they have a yellow duck as its logo) but the name comes from the sound that a bell would make, according to the locals....great for the CV. As for Kwaks, it is the name of the dude who founded it...as for DDD, well here is a funny one for you, they have an Chinese academy called Ping Ping Pang...and it gets worse, the owner had a baby boy...guess what they named him????



























Bing! LOL
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The Chewbacca Defense



Joined: 29 May 2004
Location: The ROK and a hard place

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:50 am    Post subject: ... Reply with quote

"English Free Zone" Razz
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princess



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: soul of Asia

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What about Jackie's Clinic? It's a hagwon, not a health clinic. hehehe^^

Kid's College is weird, too, because it's a hagwon and kids don't go to college.
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Adventurer



Joined: 28 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mnhnhyouh wrote:
Lizara wrote:


Toss English


Do these guys only hire tossers?

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Yeah, that Toss English name is quite bizarre as well. I mean when I think of tossing something, I think of throwing something. Don't forget English Mou Mou. I guess you have to learn animal noises at English Mou Mou, so you can moo like a cow if you want? There is also W hagwons where they write W American Language School - Wise and Wide. What does wide have to do with wise?
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techno_the_cat



Joined: 30 Aug 2006

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"The Doobie Hakwon"

The kids always looked so damn happy.

We had a theory they only hired Jamaicans...
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RedRob



Joined: 07 Jul 2003
Location: Narnia

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mokpo ENGRISH academy,

in bright meter high letters, right on the main street, brilliant. I'll try to find the photo.
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plokiju



Joined: 15 Mar 2005

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

freshking wrote:
There's "Kwak's English Academy" in downtown Daegu.


There's also a Kwak Hospital downtown. I'd be more scared to go there I think. They don't learn English at hagwons but at least they're not dying, (except for the hagwons with Dead in the name).
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Mokpo ENGRISH academy,
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Best ever!
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gotte00



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A hagwon opened in my old neighborhood and everybody failed to look closely at the name before all the signs were in place.....Haim Engligh Academy.

While having a drink at a bar in Apgujeong one day, a bus drove by with the name, I Spoon English.
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Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

chronicpride wrote:
There's a school in Chilgok-gun, Daegu called "Naughty Student English Academy". I go by it almost every weekend. I often wonder what the hell the director was thinking when he chose that and how many times he has to explain it to prospective mothers. I'll try to remember to bring my camera next time.


Recruiters must have fun if they have to sell that name to prospective FTs.
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xtchr



Joined: 23 Nov 2004

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not a hagwon, but there's a 'No Brain' PC bang in Jeongeup.
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Ekuboko



Joined: 22 Dec 2004
Location: ex-Gyeonggi

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Adventurer wrote:
Don't forget English Mou Mou. I guess you have to learn animal noises at English Mou Mou, so you can moo like a cow if you want?

English Mou Mou is not "moo moo".

Mou mou is a double use of a Chinese character which has the meaning (well, one of the meanings) is "nothing." or "free of ~" - this is the same first character as the Japanese chain MUJI, which as some may know, is like a branded "no name" brand.

I asked my friend's husband about that as he's a hanja teacher. I couldn't understand why it's English "nothing nothing" , but he says it probably means something like "no nothing" or something.
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Adventurer



Joined: 28 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ekuboko wrote:
Adventurer wrote:
Don't forget English Mou Mou. I guess you have to learn animal noises at English Mou Mou, so you can moo like a cow if you want?

English Mou Mou is not "moo moo".

Mou mou is a double use of a Chinese character which has the meaning (well, one of the meanings) is "nothing." or "free of ~" - this is the same first character as the Japanese chain MUJI, which as some may know, is like a branded "no name" brand.

I asked my friend's husband about that as he's a hanja teacher. I couldn't understand why it's English "nothing nothing" , but he says it probably means something like "no nothing" or something.


I know it is spelled mou mou. I said that, but it still makes me think of a cow and that is what we associate with cows, and the word English precedes mou mou. I guess that is like that hagwon called Zero English.
I suppose it must be some Asian concept of starting from zero and becoming something? I have no idea? Anyone? Bueller? At least, I took a stab at it figure out why one hagwon would English Mou Mou and another Zero English.

Moo!
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wylies99



Joined: 13 May 2006
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Mokpo ENGRISH academy,

in bright meter high letters, right on the main street, brilliant. I'll try to find the photo

Please, do. Laughing
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