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venus
Joined: 25 Oct 2006 Location: Near Seoul
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:25 pm Post subject: Dinner with Dictator |
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If you HAD to sit down for two hours and have dinner alone with any dictator past or present, dead or alive - who would you choose and why?
If there is a language barrier, you can have a translator present. |
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willneverteachagain
Joined: 17 Dec 2006
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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hilter
because he had a funny hat and im much taller than him |
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swetepete

Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Location: a limp little burg
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:35 am Post subject: |
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Peter the Great...
...because he had a good name, and had mad parties. |
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krats1976

Joined: 14 May 2003
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:51 am Post subject: |
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Kim Jung Il...
So I can ask him how he likes the bitter almond flavor in his tea...  |
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NAVFC
Joined: 10 May 2006
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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Kim Jong Il, so I could then kill him. |
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OiGirl

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: Hoke-y-gun
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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Hitler, easily. The charisma. |
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Milwaukiedave
Joined: 02 Oct 2004 Location: Goseong
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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Do ex-hagwon bosses count as dictators? LOL |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:12 pm Post subject: |
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Stalin
I'd take him to outback, have a nice stake, tell a few jokes, maybe a few Jewish or Polish ones. Reminisce about Hitler and Stalingrad. Then maybe after a few drinks head back to mine and watch some 24. Then what happens , happens. |
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dutchy pink
Joined: 06 Feb 2007 Location: Incheon
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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Pol Pot
by far the greatest, i.e. craziest dictator of all time. Even after being in power he never yielded to the temptations of wealth.. |
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ChopChaeJoe
Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 7:54 am Post subject: |
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Tony Blair. He'd probably be well behaved and interesting. |
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NAVFC
Joined: 10 May 2006
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:17 am Post subject: |
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ChopChaeJoe wrote: |
Tony Blair. He'd probably be well behaved and interesting. |
Didnt the thread say dictator? |
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ajuma

Joined: 18 Feb 2003 Location: Anywere but Seoul!!
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:56 am Post subject: |
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Castro for sure! If he can talk to Barbara Walters, he can talk to me! |
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Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat

Joined: 01 Apr 2007
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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Augustus II, King of Poland and Elector of Saxony (Augustus II the Strong).
August's great physical strength earned him the nicknames "the Strong�, "Saxon Hercules� and "iron hand�. He liked to show that he lived up to his name by breaking horse shoes with his bare hands.
Augustus loved fine arts and architecture. During his reign, palaces were built, mainly in Dresden, known for centuries of extraordinary cultural and artistic splendor.
Moreover, he is alleged by some to have sired either 365 or 382 illegitimate children.
Ah, to be king... I could learn a lot from a guy like that.
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JongnoGuru

Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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A leisurely two-hour dinner with the "Dean of Dictators" (no translator required)
(ian Smith said had he ^ lived longer than he did, Rhodesia would still be in existence today. )
which of course would be followed by a four-hour dessert with his great-granddaughter
(okay, close enough) |
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mnhnhyouh

Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Location: The Middle Kingdom
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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swetepete wrote: |
Peter the Great...
...because he had a good name, and had mad parties. |
He was also a smart guy, and into boats. He did his best to drag Russia into what then passed for modern times.
He was also the first to implement the "retreat east and let the winter take care of the enemies" policy in defending Russia. He did this to defeat a Swede, Charles XII, who at the time had most of Europe. Then Alexander did it against Napoleon, and then Stalin against Hitler.
Maybe Hitler thought third time lucky.
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