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It's "bloody nose" time again.

 
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Derrek



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:24 pm    Post subject: It's "bloody nose" time again. Reply with quote

I teach 4 and 5 year-olds at my school. Yesterday, as the kids waited for lunch, I heard one of the tables erupt in laughter. This is common, but when the laughter continues for a while, you know something is up, and have to go check it out. One of the other teachers was closer, and I was a bit busy with another student, so I assumed she would check it out. She didn't. The laughter continued to get louder, so I decided I should go over. What I saw when I got there ruined my lunch. One of the boys had gotten a bloody nose, and instead of freaking out, the Korean kids thought it was funny. So to "play to the crowd", the boy blew his nose and spit blood all over the table, the floor, the walls, and the other students. His face and clothes were covered in blood, as were many of the students.

After it was over, and a kleenex had been stuffed up the kids nose, he and a buddy kept pulling it out and trying to "write" on the table with the "red ink".

Anyway, the dry air is causing a lot of bloody noses these days. Here comes winter!
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Walter Mitty



Joined: 27 Mar 2003
Location: Tokyo! ^.^

PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2003 5:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, they're too young (one hopes), so the animation explanation of nosebleeds is out. (the fountaining nosebleed indicates lust)



Maybe he just beat himself up, emulating his favorite crazy performer?

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syclick



Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha! This happened just last night to one of my students. Boss sent him home.
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buddy bradley



Joined: 24 Aug 2003
Location: The Beyond

PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When are people going to learn that shooting coke is a much better kick?
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Derrek



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 8:47 am    Post subject: For the record Reply with quote

For the record, we're averaging about 2 nosebleeds a day now.

Thank goodness, no more like the one I mentioned above!
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waterbaby



Joined: 01 Feb 2003
Location: Baking Gord a Cheescake pie

PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In each of my 10 kindy classes, a least one kid per day seems to have great wads of tissue up one nostril... which isn't very surprising considering there's always one or two in my "audience" with his or her little finger jammed right up there in a very crude exploratory fashion. Where's the emoticon for "I'm going to barf?"
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applepie



Joined: 30 May 2003

PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

waterbaby wrote:
Where's the emoticon for "I'm going to barf?"




I hope these will do
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