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cosmo



Joined: 09 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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freshking



Joined: 07 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thanks for ruining a fun thread cosmo, ya douche
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cosmo



Joined: 09 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JMO are the initials of my first names, but yes Jam mamma's orifice is funnier. People have different takes on humour I guess. To me the words
Quote:
Mother Fornication
are hilarious.

My one liner is.. Say what you see, if you see it, say it.
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cosmo



Joined: 09 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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mack4289



Joined: 06 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I told someone I was going to teach abroad and he asked me, "What are you going to teach her?"
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faster



Joined: 03 Sep 2006

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

America: love it or leave it.
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Lunar Groove Gardener



Joined: 05 Jan 2005
Location: 1987 Subaru

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"If brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his hat off."
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mcgeezer



Joined: 17 Apr 2007

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"If brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his hat off."
That was a good one....
IN RELATION TO THAT:
Ya, he's definitely a few sandwiches short of a picnic
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mcgeezer wrote:
"If brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his hat off."
That was a good one....
IN RELATION TO THAT:
Ya, he's definitely a few sandwiches short of a picnic


or " He's as thick as two short planks"
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Wade in his deepest thoughts, and you won't even get your ankles wet."

"He's camper than a tent."
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

swetepete wrote:
"Wade in his deepest thoughts, and you won't even get your ankles wet."

"He's camper than a tent."


or "he's camper than a row of pink tents."

For some reason I can only think of alternatives to other one liners at the minute.
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Rapacious Mr. Batstove



Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Location: Central Areola

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow!!! "If that were any more intense, we'd be camping"
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seoulsucker



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: The Land of the Hesitant Cutoff

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're softer than Sanjaya at the Playboy mansion.
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mcgeezer



Joined: 17 Apr 2007

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Watch your mouth ro I'll fold you like a cheap suit"
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