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cosmo

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freshking
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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| thanks for ruining a fun thread cosmo, ya douche |
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cosmo

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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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JMO

Joined: 18 Jul 2006 Location: Daegu
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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JMO are the initials of my first names, but yes Jam mamma's orifice is funnier. People have different takes on humour I guess. To me the words
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are hilarious.
My one liner is.. Say what you see, if you see it, say it. |
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cosmo

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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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mack4289

Joined: 06 Dec 2006
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| I told someone I was going to teach abroad and he asked me, "What are you going to teach her?" |
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faster

Joined: 03 Sep 2006
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:09 am Post subject: |
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| America: love it or leave it. |
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Lunar Groove Gardener
Joined: 05 Jan 2005 Location: 1987 Subaru
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:50 am Post subject: |
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| "If brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his hat off." |
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mcgeezer

Joined: 17 Apr 2007
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:37 pm Post subject: |
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"If brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his hat off."
That was a good one....
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Ya, he's definitely a few sandwiches short of a picnic |
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JMO

Joined: 18 Jul 2006 Location: Daegu
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:54 am Post subject: |
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| mcgeezer wrote: |
"If brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his hat off."
That was a good one....
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Ya, he's definitely a few sandwiches short of a picnic |
or " He's as thick as two short planks" |
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swetepete

Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Location: a limp little burg
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:58 am Post subject: |
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"Wade in his deepest thoughts, and you won't even get your ankles wet."
"He's camper than a tent." |
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JMO

Joined: 18 Jul 2006 Location: Daegu
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:58 am Post subject: |
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| swetepete wrote: |
"Wade in his deepest thoughts, and you won't even get your ankles wet."
"He's camper than a tent." |
or "he's camper than a row of pink tents."
For some reason I can only think of alternatives to other one liners at the minute. |
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Rapacious Mr. Batstove

Joined: 26 Jan 2007 Location: Central Areola
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:42 am Post subject: |
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| Wow!!! "If that were any more intense, we'd be camping" |
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seoulsucker

Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Location: The Land of the Hesitant Cutoff
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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| You're softer than Sanjaya at the Playboy mansion. |
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mcgeezer

Joined: 17 Apr 2007
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Watch your mouth ro I'll fold you like a cheap suit" |
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