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Things I've learned from the Discovery Channel

 
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The Perfect Cup of Coffee



Joined: 17 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:01 pm    Post subject: Things I've learned from the Discovery Channel Reply with quote

Things I've learned from the Discovery Channel while living in Korea:

- China has invented everything.
- There are a lot of deadly sharks in the world, most seem to live in the waters around Australia.
- Australia is the greatest country in the world, except for the shark thing.
- The US military has some friggin' amazing weapons.
- Mt. Everest seems to attract a lot of people with a deathwish.
- China is the center of not just Earth, but our entire universe.

(Is it just me, or has the Discovery Channel become like the Fox News of the documentary/edutainment industry?)
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twg



Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...

PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Discovery Channel we get here is either coming out of Singapore, Malaysia, or Hong Kong, I can't remember which. Anyway, that's why the documentaries tend to skew towards the topic of Chinese culture.

Their representation of western culture: American Chopper
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peppermint



Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

there's very little representation of western cultures on the channel here (canada). It's all Dirty Jobs,engineering shows and the occasional rerun of mythbusters or American Chopper
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eamo



Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Discovery has been so dumbed-down in recent years. It's rarely interesting anymore.
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Pak Yu Man



Joined: 02 Jun 2005
Location: The Ida galaxy

PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Things I've discovered.

There are some really cool weapons out there in the world.
Adam and Jamie from Mythbusters have the best job in the world.
I shouldn't be alive Smile
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mysteriousdeltarays



Joined: 07 Feb 2003
Location: Food Pyramid Bldg. 5F, 77 Sunset Strip, Alphaville

PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very accute observations with the exception that sharks are our friends, the wolf is also our friend but very misunderstood, venomous reptiles are also our friends and want to play with us.
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skinhead



Joined: 11 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mysteriousdeltarays wrote:
Very accute observations with the exception that sharks are our friends, the wolf is also our friend but very misunderstood, venomous reptiles are also our friends and want to play with us.
Wolves don't attack people, generally speaking. Neither do venemous reptiles. It's our human-centered vanity that imagines they imagine us as enemies. They don't give a rat's arse about people and, if they could, would prefer that we weren't around to mess up the ecosystem.

I hate sharks. It's not their fault.
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skinhead



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish I had an avatar. Does anyone know how I can do one? Feel left. Out.
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Bondgirl



Joined: 26 May 2007
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How do you like these avatars, skinhead? Suitable?
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Alyallen



Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mysteriousdeltarays wrote:
Very accute observations with the exception that sharks are our friends, the wolf is also our friend but very misunderstood, venomous reptiles are also our friends and want to play with us.


Don't forget the bears...

They want to be our friends too...

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Big_Bird



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...

PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've learnt that the best documentaries tend to be made by the BBC.
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indytrucks



Joined: 09 Apr 2003
Location: The Shelf

PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've learned that I have found a new hero, and it is this man:

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alwaysfaithless



Joined: 22 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've learned that the world shakes alot
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deadman



Joined: 27 May 2006
Location: Suwon

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've learned that

"He's a psychopath

Right is wrong.

Rape. Murder

Crime. Victim.

In this world are doors.
Behind the doors, nightmares somthing something."

Those ads are friggin repeated endlessly. I know they have to attract jaded viewers, but that's some hardcore shit. I have to turn the sound off.
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tyleranthony



Joined: 17 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

im so sick of seeing only discovery promo commercials...once in a very rare while you'll see a promo for another network like AXN, but its allllll discovery promos. anyone have an idea why this is?
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