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What are the best, worst, and funniest terms for 'sex?'
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:40 am    Post subject: What are the best, worst, and funniest terms for 'sex?' Reply with quote

My favorite is probably the classic 'f' word, though it's not necessarily perfect for every situation.
My least favorite is 'coitus.' 'Intercourse' is pretty bad too.
'Bumpin uglies' is kinda funny.
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darkhorse_NZ



Joined: 20 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

feed her the fat Twisted Evil

cramming

rooting

porking
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DRAMA OVERKILL



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Getting even"
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Big_Bird



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A good Rogering always amused me.

A tumbling is also rather sweet.
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Alyallen



Joined: 29 Mar 2004
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rooting and shagging both sound really weird....strangely vulgar in a way...

I remember reading a book when a character talks about wanting "a little slap and tickle" that cracks me up. I like "getting it on" or "get it on"...Makes me think of Barry White for some reason....
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excitinghead



Joined: 18 Jul 2005

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I was about 11 my friends and I learned about birds called "shags" in Science class. We loved the word "shagging" ever since.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shag_%28bird%29
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

humping Smile

the beast with two backs Laughing

to nail Confused
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peppermint



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Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was promised " a good seeing-to" once, and that was very appealing

tumbling sounds lovely too.

Though they all refer to the same thing they suggest slightly different things to me

Classic "f word" suggests something a little rough, or urgent anyway

Making love sounds very sweet, brings to mind candles and soft music.
Both have their place, of course.Wink

Shag just brings to mind Austin Powers- not encouraging at all

"nailing" and "porking" along with the local slang "drag(someone) off" sound unattractive in the extreme though.
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I favour "humping" myself. In university years ago the newspaper ran a purity test and one of the questions was "Have you ever earnestly asked someone if they wanted to 'hump?'" Since then I used it to get that extra point.

The most vulgar term I've heard was "skronk." I was in a creative writing class and wrote a story using that word. It was very appropriate for the story. My classmates actually told me the word made them feel uncomfortable and they wish I didn't whip it out. That's exactly the reaction I wanted.

Funniest I've heard is "throwing a hot dog down (depending on where you live) Street," to describe sex with a very loose woman.
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Big_Bird



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, I don't mind 'a good seeing to' nor do I mind being 'tumbled' or 'made love to' and 'f___ing' can sound very exciting said in the right way by the right person, but 'shagging' sounds juvenile though rather benign, and 'porking' makes me puke..
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Big_Bird



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RACETRAITOR wrote:
Funniest I've heard is "throwing a hot dog down (depending on where you live) Street," to describe sex with a very loose woman.


I thought it was "throwing a sausage down the hall."
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
and 'porking' makes me puke..


This may explain your affinity for Moslems. Very Happy


I've always thought 'boinking' sounded more fun than other kinds of sex.
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peppermint



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya-ta Boy wrote:

I've always thought 'boinking' sounded more fun than other kinds of sex.


Boinking does sound like there'd lots of laughter involved ( the good kind, not the sort where you point and laugh)
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rockstarsmooth



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i like fucking and banging.
i also like using those words to describe it.
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big_Bird wrote:
RACETRAITOR wrote:
Funniest I've heard is "throwing a hot dog down (depending on where you live) Street," to describe sex with a very loose woman.


I thought it was "throwing a sausage down the hall."


So many different variations.
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