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swetepete

Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Location: a limp little burg
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:40 am Post subject: What are the best, worst, and funniest terms for 'sex?' |
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My favorite is probably the classic 'f' word, though it's not necessarily perfect for every situation.
My least favorite is 'coitus.' 'Intercourse' is pretty bad too.
'Bumpin uglies' is kinda funny. |
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darkhorse_NZ

Joined: 20 Feb 2007 Location: South Korea
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:43 am Post subject: |
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feed her the fat
cramming
rooting
porking |
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DRAMA OVERKILL
Joined: 12 Apr 2005
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:48 am Post subject: |
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"Getting even" |
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Big_Bird

Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:48 am Post subject: |
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A good Rogering always amused me.
A tumbling is also rather sweet. |
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Alyallen

Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:52 am Post subject: |
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rooting and shagging both sound really weird....strangely vulgar in a way...
I remember reading a book when a character talks about wanting "a little slap and tickle" that cracks me up. I like "getting it on" or "get it on"...Makes me think of Barry White for some reason.... |
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excitinghead

Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:54 am Post subject: |
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When I was about 11 my friends and I learned about birds called "shags" in Science class. We loved the word "shagging" ever since.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shag_%28bird%29 |
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VanIslander

Joined: 18 Aug 2003 Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:54 am Post subject: |
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humping
the beast with two backs
to nail  |
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peppermint

Joined: 13 May 2003 Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:23 am Post subject: |
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I was promised " a good seeing-to" once, and that was very appealing
tumbling sounds lovely too.
Though they all refer to the same thing they suggest slightly different things to me
Classic "f word" suggests something a little rough, or urgent anyway
Making love sounds very sweet, brings to mind candles and soft music.
Both have their place, of course.
Shag just brings to mind Austin Powers- not encouraging at all
"nailing" and "porking" along with the local slang "drag(someone) off" sound unattractive in the extreme though. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:23 am Post subject: |
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I favour "humping" myself. In university years ago the newspaper ran a purity test and one of the questions was "Have you ever earnestly asked someone if they wanted to 'hump?'" Since then I used it to get that extra point.
The most vulgar term I've heard was "skronk." I was in a creative writing class and wrote a story using that word. It was very appropriate for the story. My classmates actually told me the word made them feel uncomfortable and they wish I didn't whip it out. That's exactly the reaction I wanted.
Funniest I've heard is "throwing a hot dog down (depending on where you live) Street," to describe sex with a very loose woman. |
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Big_Bird

Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:26 am Post subject: |
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Yes, I don't mind 'a good seeing to' nor do I mind being 'tumbled' or 'made love to' and 'f___ing' can sound very exciting said in the right way by the right person, but 'shagging' sounds juvenile though rather benign, and 'porking' makes me puke.. |
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Big_Bird

Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:28 am Post subject: |
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RACETRAITOR wrote: |
Funniest I've heard is "throwing a hot dog down (depending on where you live) Street," to describe sex with a very loose woman. |
I thought it was "throwing a sausage down the hall." |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:32 am Post subject: |
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and 'porking' makes me puke..
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This may explain your affinity for Moslems.
I've always thought 'boinking' sounded more fun than other kinds of sex. |
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peppermint

Joined: 13 May 2003 Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:45 am Post subject: |
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Ya-ta Boy wrote: |
I've always thought 'boinking' sounded more fun than other kinds of sex. |
Boinking does sound like there'd lots of laughter involved ( the good kind, not the sort where you point and laugh) |
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rockstarsmooth

Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Location: anyang, baybee!
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:49 am Post subject: |
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i like fucking and banging.
i also like using those words to describe it.
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right now i'm listening to: guitar wolf - andromeda man |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:55 am Post subject: |
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Big_Bird wrote: |
RACETRAITOR wrote: |
Funniest I've heard is "throwing a hot dog down (depending on where you live) Street," to describe sex with a very loose woman. |
I thought it was "throwing a sausage down the hall." |
So many different variations. |
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