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[blynch]

We have one bathroom here for the seven people in our lab, plus anyone in the building that may be using our two adjoining conference rooms. Now I think it�s pretty simple: you pull the last sheets off the roll of toilet paper, you should replace it with a new roll, right? But apparently i�m everyone�s janitor here at work, because I am the new grad student and constantly refilling the T.P. holder. In fact I learned long ago to check before taking a seat because I seem to be the only one with the skills necessary to open a cabinet, unwrap a roll of toilet paper and slip it onto the holder.

The other day, as Iwas unwrapping the second roll in the same day I happened to notice that under the brand name on the label were the words �facial quality�. Is that for people who have their heads up their...er...I mean....somewhere other than on their shoulders? Just wondering� I miss those high tech korean toilets with built-in electronic bidets.

BTW I'm working on photonic crystals at optical and microwave frequencies, quantum computing and communication using the usual STM and fascinating plasmon.

[merkurix]

Lesson to be learned is:

Don't take a dump at work; wait until you get home.

[CentralCali]

Do what I do. I take with me those military field TP packs and dissolving soap strips. You should be able to get them at many camping supply stores.

[blynch]

[cbclark4]

"Wet Ones" and "Tidy Wipes" or any one of a variety of moist towellettes.

They all come in nice little pocket size packets.

Take 'em anywhere, who needs TP.

[sojourner1]

We always have a boxes of kleenex type tissues as toilet paper that a janitor women brings in the evenings, kinda strange. Our janitors only clean floors, but not sinks, toilets, desks, or anything else.

Yea, it's awkward having only one unisex bathroom for 10 Korean women, 6 foreign men and a hundred little kids to use. I hate it how I make Korean women uncomfortable when we end up in the bathroom at the same time. It frustrates me a little that an employer can be so cheap here as to have inadequate restroom facilities. This would be a serious issue in any western workplace, because it is not professional to be using the womens room and going to bathroom with your students, especially if you're male. Korean women are modest like American women, but they have to grin and bear it since complaining about such a thing is out of the question.

[the eye]

I'll repost...

Blynchie, I'm sorry you don't have friends and you feel desperate enough to stalk me around daves message boards, but i don't like you.
I like laughing at you, and you make it really easy and all, but get some pride, will ya?

You provide me with some great comic relief while i slave away at my dissertation. I wish i could use you as subject matter, but you're rather one dimensional, and I'm not studying Down's Syndrome.

What kind of moron, who has nothing to do with korea or ESL, hangs around a Korean ESL website, anyway?

You need help . Go to church. Maybe they can do something for you.
Go stalk your church buddies, freak.

And, yes, I still spell it Down's Syndrome.

http://www.google.co.kr/search?
www.downs-syndrome.org.uk/

GIve em a call.

[yingwenlaoshi]

I'm a little disappointed in this thread. I thought he was going to complain about you, but instead there's this drivel about toilet paper.

When I don't have toilet paper, I wipe my ass with my hand and soap backwards under the tap and then wash my hands after that.

Dry with towel.

[the eye]

I'm disappointed too. Blynchie is like those old Colecovision video games. Cheap, easy to play, and rather boring.

[The Perfect Cup of Coffee]

[the eye]

Blynch is my stalker. No joke. He follows me around daveswith his ass cheeks spread.
He thinks he's being witty.

What a sicko. No wonder people think he's a janitor.

[ED209]

[blynch]

[caniff]

[CentralCali]