Korean Job Discussion Forums

[nateium]

-you'd rather spend millions of won on handbangs, accessories, or computer equipment than fix your stained crooked teeth.

[xeno439]

when you absolutely take a myth for pure science . . . fan death, air con death

[atomic42]

[Fishead soup]

You wear a Ramones T. shirt and you've never heard their music.

Your mothers got the Sid Vicous found dead headline T shirt from 1979.

[IncognitoHFX]

[whatever]

...Your exceptional entrepreneurial instinct leads you to truly believe that opening the twenty-sixth mobile phone store in the same mediocre, waning-in-popularity shopping center is a going to be a successful venture.

...You're considerate enough to dim your lights at an intersection, but see no reason to show consideration in turning them back on afterwards.

...You're positive there aren't any Korean homosexuals.

...You don't have any real motivation to see your children after school, even though you don't work because you're intended to be dealing with the children.

...You enjoy taking holidays such as travelling to Greece for two days, one night and then back.

...You think that Confucianism applies to crosswalks.

...You've decided to give androgyny a shot.

[oldfatfarang]

You wear a One World - No Strangers T shirt (or something like that) and run away if a 'foreigner' says "Hi" to you.

[komerican]

You know you're North American...

1. ...when you spend in inordinate amount of time alone and call it western individualism.

2. ...when you frequently ask yourself, why do Asians talk so fast?

3. ...when you explain away your hefty proportions on big bones and western individualism.

[normalcyispasse]

. . .you have a favorite type of kimchi that you buy from a favorite kimchi store.

. . .the concept of "Korean traditional video game" makes sense.

. . .you're know which channel is the Starcraft channel. . .
. . .and you tune in daily. . .
. . .and can provide recaps of your favorite matches.

. . .you can't eliminate anyone when playing "Guess Who" with your classmates.

. . .you think 똥 is the greatest and funniest thing ever, you draw it on all your papers and correspondence, and you understand why there are giant statues of it in Seoul.

[yingwenlaoshi]

[komerican]

[Morton]

big boned

I like it. Cartman style: "I'm not fat. I'm just big boned."

"BEEFCAKE."

[whatever]

[yingwenlaoshi]

[Tokki1]