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nateium



Joined: 21 Aug 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

-you'd rather spend millions of won on handbangs, accessories, or computer equipment than fix your stained crooked teeth.
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xeno439



Joined: 30 Nov 2005

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

when you absolutely take a myth for pure science . . . fan death, air con death
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atomic42



Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Location: Gimhae

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nateium wrote:
-you'd rather spend millions of won on handbangs, accessories, or computer equipment than fix your stained crooked teeth.


Spit take on that one.
Well done! Laughing
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Fishead soup



Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You wear a Ramones T. shirt and you've never heard their music.

Your mothers got the Sid Vicous found dead headline T shirt from 1979.
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IncognitoHFX



Joined: 06 May 2007
Location: Yeongtong, Suwon

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

steroidmaximus wrote:
you wrap kimchi around your rice before eating it


You mean kim? Kim = dry seaweed stuff.
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whatever



Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: Korea: More fun than jail.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...Your exceptional entrepreneurial instinct leads you to truly believe that opening the twenty-sixth mobile phone store in the same mediocre, waning-in-popularity shopping center is a going to be a successful venture.

...You're considerate enough to dim your lights at an intersection, but see no reason to show consideration in turning them back on afterwards.

...You're positive there aren't any Korean homosexuals.

...You don't have any real motivation to see your children after school, even though you don't work because you're intended to be dealing with the children.

...You enjoy taking holidays such as travelling to Greece for two days, one night and then back.

...You think that Confucianism applies to crosswalks.

...You've decided to give androgyny a shot.
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oldfatfarang



Joined: 19 May 2005
Location: On the road to somewhere.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You wear a One World - No Strangers T shirt (or something like that) and run away if a 'foreigner' says "Hi" to you.
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komerican



Joined: 17 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know you're North American...

1. ...when you spend in inordinate amount of time alone and call it western individualism.

2. ...when you frequently ask yourself, why do Asians talk so fast?

3. ...when you explain away your hefty proportions on big bones and western individualism.
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normalcyispasse



Joined: 27 Oct 2006
Location: Yeosu until the end of February WOOOOOOOO

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

. . .you have a favorite type of kimchi that you buy from a favorite kimchi store.

. . .the concept of "Korean traditional video game" makes sense.

. . .you're know which channel is the Starcraft channel. . .
. . .and you tune in daily. . .
. . .and can provide recaps of your favorite matches.

. . .you can't eliminate anyone when playing "Guess Who" with your classmates.

. . .you think 똥 is the greatest and funniest thing ever, you draw it on all your papers and correspondence, and you understand why there are giant statues of it in Seoul.

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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

komerican wrote:
You know you're North American...

1. ...when you spend in inordinate amount of time alone and call it western individualism.

2. ...when you frequently ask yourself, why do Asians talk so fast?

3. ...when you explain away your hefty proportions on big bones and western individualism.


...when you get all in an uproar when people joke about your country and then post something off topic that doesn't make any sense.
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komerican



Joined: 17 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yingwenlaoshi wrote:
komerican wrote:
You know you're North American...

1. ...when you spend in inordinate amount of time alone and call it western individualism.

2. ...when you frequently ask yourself, why do Asians talk so fast?

3. ...when you explain away your hefty proportions on big bones and western individualism.


...when you get all in an uproar when people joke about your country and then post something off topic that doesn't make any sense.



yingwenlaoshi Laughing
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Morton



Joined: 06 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

big boned Laughing

I like it. Cartman style: "I'm not fat. I'm just big boned."

"BEEFCAKE."
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whatever



Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: Korea: More fun than jail.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Morton wrote:
big boned


You said it, mayne! Twisted Evil
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

komerican wrote:
yingwenlaoshi wrote:
komerican wrote:
You know you're North American...

1. ...when you spend in inordinate amount of time alone and call it western individualism.

2. ...when you frequently ask yourself, why do Asians talk so fast?

3. ...when you explain away your hefty proportions on big bones and western individualism.


...when you get all in an uproar when people joke about your country and then post something off topic that doesn't make any sense.



yingwenlaoshi Laughing


Sorry, don't have my magic decoder ring on me.
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Tokki1



Joined: 14 May 2007
Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex

PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yingwenlaoshi wrote:
komerican wrote:
You know you're North American...

1. ...when you spend in inordinate amount of time alone and call it western individualism.

2. ...when you frequently ask yourself, why do Asians talk so fast?

3. ...when you explain away your hefty proportions on big bones and western individualism.


...when you get all in an uproar when people joke about your country and then post something off topic that doesn't make any sense.


LMFAO Laughing
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