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BS.Dos.



Joined: 29 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:10 pm    Post subject: Letter from the Chief of Police Reply with quote

This arrived this morning:

Dear **** *******

Welcome to Korea

I am KIM BYEONG GU, the Chief of Chang Nyeong police station. I am responsible for the local safety in Chang Nyeong where you are living. I would like to thank you for your interest in Korea.

Chuseok, one of the biggest Korean national holidays, is coming soon. During this holiday, people come together and share pleasant times with their families and relatives. I hope you have a great time with your close friends, even though you are far away from your country.

I understand the difficulties you may encounter as a guest in our country. Your good friends, the Kyeongnam National Police are willing to help you with any difficulties you may have including crime victimization, human rights violation and so on. Please do not hesitate to contact us concerning any of these matters.

Please accept our best wishes, and we hope you enjoy your stay in Korea.

Chief of Chang Nyeong Police Station.



Now I'm terrified. What does this mean? Is there some sort of traditional Chuseok foreigner lynching over the next few days? Violations? What kind of vilolations? Personal violations? Will I be gang raped?
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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My guess is that the Chief figured that many foreigners probably stay at home during the Chusok holiday and would appreciate it if you notified them in the event that you notice anything out of the ordinary. My guess is that with so many people traveling away from home during this vacation, quite a few homes will get burglarized.

That and maybe they worry about suicides. Many suicides occur during holidays.

Or maybe they are just being nice.
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hubba bubba



Joined: 24 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did that really happen? Awesome if it did. A friendly letter from the chief of police welcoming you...in English??? Cool.

Hard to believe tho.
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jindodog



Joined: 31 May 2007
Location: not seoul

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

maybe this is in response to the faux pas at the UN when Koreans came off as total racists...or i dunno, maybe he's just cool like that
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The Perfect Cup of Coffee



Joined: 17 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Send a reply and thnx. Always good to have the local cops on your side.
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SeoulShakin



Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A friendly letter from the police saying they are on your side? You're complaining because...?

Heck, I'd think it's pretty sweet knowing that should anything happen, they won't do the foreigner brush-off.

If it were me, I'd seriously consider going to the police station, letter in hand, and bring them all a cake or some fruit as a thank you for their letter. I doubt most people would go to thank the guy, but from some of the horror stories I've read on here about how police completely ignore foreigners and their sides of the story on anything, it sounds like you may have lucked out!
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genezorm



Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Location: Mokpo

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SeoulShakin wrote:
A friendly letter from the police saying they are on your side? You're complaining because...?

Heck, I'd think it's pretty sweet knowing that should anything happen, they won't do the foreigner brush-off.

If it were me, I'd seriously consider going to the police station, letter in hand, and bring them all a cake or some fruit as a thank you for their letter. I doubt most people would go to thank the guy, but from some of the horror stories I've read on here about how police completely ignore foreigners and their sides of the story on anything, it sounds like you may have lucked out!


yeah, a cake or some fruit or an envelope filled with cash money....that will ensure they look the other way when they find you are having group sex with korean women, or smoking the ganj, or have a fake degree
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hubba bubba



Joined: 24 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jindodog wrote:
maybe this is in response to the faux pas at the UN when Koreans came off as total racists...or i dunno, maybe he's just cool like that


Huh? When did this happen? Link?
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jindodog



Joined: 31 May 2007
Location: not seoul

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hubba bubba wrote:
jindodog wrote:
maybe this is in response to the faux pas at the UN when Koreans came off as total racists...or i dunno, maybe he's just cool like that


Huh? When did this happen? Link?


http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/nation/2007/09/117_9419.html
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Mr Crowley



Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Location: Suwon

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They are hoping you will send them a bribe. Laughing
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Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In my free time, I'm going to start writing those up and mailing them to my friends. Freaking awesome.
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ED209



Joined: 17 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bibbitybop wrote:
In my free time, I'm going to start writing those up and mailing them to my friends. Freaking awesome.


Or start the letter with "I know what you've been doing! See you in one week" Good way to rid yourself of a few enemies or just arseholes. Totally illegal by the way.

I think Arthur Conan Doyle did something similar to a few of his friends and one fled never to be heard of again. (probably a myth though)
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burnt-toast



Joined: 03 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a trick, he's just making sure you are in so he can burst through your door, test you for drugs, look at your fake degree, and make sure there are no korean girls hidden away in your cupboard
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BS.Dos.



Joined: 29 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hubba bubba wrote:
Did that really happen? Awesome if it did. A friendly letter from the chief of police welcoming you...in English??? Cool.

Hard to believe tho.


Straight up. It arrived this morning.

I'm kind of viewing it as a get out of jail free card and plan to carry on my person at all times just in case.
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BS.Dos.



Joined: 29 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SeoulShakin wrote:
A friendly letter from the police saying they are on your side? You're complaining because...?



Complaining? Where did I complain you moron. Jesus.

When you girlfriend ran off with your best mate she obviously took your sense of humour too.
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