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jessie-b
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| peppermint wrote: |
| uh thanks Jessie, I really needed an excuse to go bleach my eyeballs |
hehhehhehheh....  |
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mack4289
Joined: 06 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 6:30 am Post subject: |
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| No one else thinks you should go get laid? |
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pest2
Joined: 01 Jun 2005
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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| Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 6:39 am Post subject: |
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| endofthewor1d wrote: |
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| wo buxihuan hanguoren wrote: |
| endofthewor1d wrote: |
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| VanIslander wrote: |
No advice whatsoever.
Just say you're there to listen anytime. |
Yeah, seriously, depending on how long they were together before your friend got dumped, they'll probably just want to talk alot... one potential problem, as a dumpee, is that you can wear out your friends as you talk their ears off and bore them to death... but thems the breaks. |
silence is golden. |
Thief! Now I KNOW who stole my book of cliches and idiotic idioms on that dark and dreary night! And all this time I thought it was Butlerian when he came over to wipe the dribble off my toilet seat with that purple herpes-infected thing of his between those pus-stained bloody lips he calls a tongue. |
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. |
yeah really... finders keepers, losers weepers. |
here today, gone tomorrow. |
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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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| Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 9:17 am Post subject: |
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there are plenty of fish in the sea.
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This one won't help him. He is an attractive man who has had his good share of fishes. But this little fish was a special little fish, and he is old enough to know these kinds of fish don't swim by so often. That may be part of the pain.
Attention grammar Nazis: yes fish is the plural of fish but so is fishes. So there.  |
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Draz
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Location: Land of Morning Clam
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| Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:46 am Post subject: |
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| Big_Bird wrote: |
| endofthewor1d wrote: |
there are plenty of fish in the sea.
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This one won't help him. He is an attractive man who has had his good share of fishes. But this little fish was a special little fish, and he is old enough to know these kinds of fish don't swim by so often. That may be part of the pain.
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Don't suppose there's any chance she'll come around?
I know! I KNOW!! Terrible advice. Just terrible. But... any chance? |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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| I find the only way to over come heart break is simply find a new partner. Heart break should be old ground for an adult male. As a friend you need to go out with him, listen to him, etc. Although if it begins to stretch into months, then you need to stop molly coddling him and cowboy him up. If he's still moaning about his lost love after 3 months, he's crossing into wussy territory. You need to start telling him gently then more strongly, "get over her, you're not the only person on the planet to lose a chick. Other's survive." |
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endofthewor1d
Joined: 01 Apr 2003
Location: the end of the wor1d.
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| Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Big_Bird wrote: |
| endofthewor1d wrote: |
there are plenty of fish in the sea.
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This one won't help him. He is an attractive man who has had his good share of fishes. But this little fish was a special little fish, and he is old enough to know these kinds of fish don't swim by so often. That may be part of the pain.
Attention grammar Nazis: yes fish is the plural of fish but so is fishes. So there. |
sorry you didn't like my advice. i guess you get what you pay for, eh? |
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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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| Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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| endofthewor1d wrote: |
| Big_Bird wrote: |
| endofthewor1d wrote: |
there are plenty of fish in the sea.
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This one won't help him. He is an attractive man who has had his good share of fishes. But this little fish was a special little fish, and he is old enough to know these kinds of fish don't swim by so often. That may be part of the pain.
Attention grammar Nazis: yes fish is the plural of fish but so is fishes. So there. |
sorry you didn't like my advice. i guess you get what you pay for, eh? |
 Peppermint has already hit you over the head for it.  |
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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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| Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Draz wrote: |
| Big_Bird wrote: |
| endofthewor1d wrote: |
there are plenty of fish in the sea.
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This one won't help him. He is an attractive man who has had his good share of fishes. But this little fish was a special little fish, and he is old enough to know these kinds of fish don't swim by so often. That may be part of the pain.
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Don't suppose there's any chance she'll come around?
I know! I KNOW!! Terrible advice. Just terrible. But... any chance? |
I wish she would. He's a great guy. But all is fair in love and war... |
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Beej
Joined: 05 Mar 2005
Location: Eungam Loop
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| Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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If the heart broken one is a woman tell her to fill that hole in her heart with lots and lots or random sex with all takers: one night stands, two guys at once, etc, etc. This will make her feel loved.
If its a guy he should just find the homeliest, most pathetic, hungry for love woman he can find. Date her and throw her away. This will boost his ego and give him a sense of vengeance on all women. |
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endofthewor1d
Joined: 01 Apr 2003
Location: the end of the wor1d.
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| Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Big_Bird wrote: |
| But all is fair in love and war... |
if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. |
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pest2
Joined: 01 Jun 2005
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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| Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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| endofthewor1d wrote: |
| Big_Bird wrote: |
| But all is fair in love and war... |
if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. |
Even the praying mantis, that eats the cicada, must watch out not to be eaten by the birds (from an ancient Chinese proverb). |
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endofthewor1d
Joined: 01 Apr 2003
Location: the end of the wor1d.
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| Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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| pest2 wrote: |
| endofthewor1d wrote: |
| Big_Bird wrote: |
| But all is fair in love and war... |
if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. |
Even the praying mantis, that eats the cicada, must watch out not to be eaten by the birds (from an ancient Chinese proverb). |
do we really need advice from the chinese? after all... too many chefs spoil the soup. |
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Julius
Joined: 27 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 6:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Big_Bird wrote: |
| endofthewor1d wrote: |
there are plenty of fish in the sea.
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This one won't help him. He is an attractive man who has had his good share of fishes. But this little fish was a special little fish, and he is old enough to know these kinds of fish don't swim by so often. That may be part of the pain.
Attention grammar Nazis: yes fish is the plural of fish but so is fishes. So there. |
The pain is mostly from confusion and not understanding why. Once you figure stuff out, its a lot easier.
Did she give him any sort of explanation? Does he know the underlying reasons for the situation? |
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canuckistan
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Joined: 17 Jun 2003
Location: Training future GS competitors.....
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| Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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Tell him it's ok to wallow. Therapeutic even.
Then a few weeks from now remind him there are a couple of billion women on this planet. |
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