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Khunopie

Joined: 21 Oct 2003 Location: Fucking, Austria (pronounced "Fooking")
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:31 am Post subject: Drunken Korean collides with parked vehicles in Pattaya! |
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http://www.pattayacitynews.net/news_30_10_50_3.htm
I think Thailand should make all Korean tourists submit urine samples to test for the presence of soju and dong dong ju. |
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maximreality
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:31 am Post subject: Re: Drunken Korean collides with parked vehicles in Pattaya! |
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Khunopie wrote: |
http://www.pattayacitynews.net/news_30_10_50_3.htm
I think Thailand should make all Korean tourists submit urine samples to test for the presence of soju and dong dong ju. |
Eh..I'd say those red&bald british tourists are a greater threat. By the way, LOTS of bike accidents happen there in Phuket as you can rent a bike without even holding a valid driving license. |
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cdninkorea

Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:33 am Post subject: |
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Yes, let's all have a good, hearty laugh at the Koreans.
But shall I put it in perspective? People from pretty much every nationality drink and drive. There's certainly more than zero people who are caught in my country, and I'm sure there are in yours too.
This will hopefully stop anyone from going off saying things like "yeah, those damn ajoshis are always drinking and driving. Those crazy, racist, sexist, ageist, blah blah blah Korean men. Korean women, on the other hand..." |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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Koreans go to Pattaya for ladyboys. They can't get enough of them. They like them nearly as much as the methaphetamines they get for the Korean/Japanese nightclub that is so loved by them. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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You guys are being too hard on the OP. After all, one Korean drank and drove. Therefore, all 47,999,999 of the others are capable of drinking and driving. What one can do, all can do. (Well, except for the babies who are still riding around on momma's back.)
On the same topic, I saw a waygookin passed out on the street last weekend. Isn't it time the Korean government banned all waygookins from drinking? They obviously cannot hold their liquor. |
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Kimchi Cowboy

Joined: 17 Sep 2006
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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I once met an Irishman in Phuket that was drunk & stoned out of his mind at 11 in the morning. Over the course of an hour, he:
- hugged random strangers walking down the street;
- challenged an uncountable number of random strangers to fights;
- stopped one of those Muay Thai trucks (and blocked all traffic for a good 15 minutes) and challenged the fighters to come down and take him on;
- told random people a sob story about being mugged and robbed in order to cadge money off them. I turned him down, and he chased me down the street with a beer bottle calling me every dirty name under the sun. 20 minutes later he was buying me a beer, saying he loved Canadians. 20 minutes after THAT, he was calling all Canadians dirty motherfucking cocksucking assholes - including my buddy who had given him 1000 baht.
- took a shower in the bathroom with the biffy/bidet hose.
All in all, a very entertaining lunch hour. |
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jaganath69

Joined: 17 Jul 2003
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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Kimchi Cowboy wrote: |
I once met an Irishman in Phuket that was drunk & stoned out of his mind at 11 in the morning. Over the course of an hour, he:
- hugged random strangers walking down the street;
- challenged an uncountable number of random strangers to fights;
- stopped one of those Muay Thai trucks (and blocked all traffic for a good 15 minutes) and challenged the fighters to come down and take him on;
- told random people a sob story about being mugged and robbed in order to cadge money off them. I turned him down, and he chased me down the street with a beer bottle calling me every dirty name under the sun. 20 minutes later he was buying me a beer, saying he loved Canadians. 20 minutes after THAT, he was calling all Canadians dirty motherfucking *beep* assholes - including my buddy who had given him 1000 baht.
- took a shower in the bathroom with the biffy/bidet hose.
All in all, a very entertaining lunch hour. |
If you've never done at least two of the things on that list in Pattaya, then you've never lived. |
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mercury

Joined: 05 Dec 2004 Location: Pusan
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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Both were inside a Silver Honda Civic which collided with a number of parked cars.
This is the real news. I bet hyundai hit men are after those two women as we speak. |
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whatever

Joined: 11 Jun 2006 Location: Korea: More fun than jail.
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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Kimchi Cowboy wrote: |
20 minutes after THAT, he was calling all Canadians dirty motherfucking *beep* assholes... |
Well, in fairness...  |
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cj1976
Joined: 26 Oct 2005
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:54 pm Post subject: |
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Kimchi Cowboy wrote: |
I once met an Irishman in Phuket that was drunk & stoned out of his mind at 11 in the morning. |
11am? He must have overslept that morning. |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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Drunken Korean... isn't that a tautology? Ba da bing. |
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