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Drunken Korean collides with parked vehicles in Pattaya!

 
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Khunopie



Joined: 21 Oct 2003
Location: Fucking, Austria (pronounced "Fooking")

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:31 am    Post subject: Drunken Korean collides with parked vehicles in Pattaya! Reply with quote

http://www.pattayacitynews.net/news_30_10_50_3.htm

I think Thailand should make all Korean tourists submit urine samples to test for the presence of soju and dong dong ju.
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maximreality



Joined: 24 Jan 2007

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:31 am    Post subject: Re: Drunken Korean collides with parked vehicles in Pattaya! Reply with quote

Khunopie wrote:
http://www.pattayacitynews.net/news_30_10_50_3.htm

I think Thailand should make all Korean tourists submit urine samples to test for the presence of soju and dong dong ju.


Eh..I'd say those red&bald british tourists are a greater threat. By the way, LOTS of bike accidents happen there in Phuket as you can rent a bike without even holding a valid driving license.
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cdninkorea



Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, let's all have a good, hearty laugh at the Koreans.

But shall I put it in perspective? People from pretty much every nationality drink and drive. There's certainly more than zero people who are caught in my country, and I'm sure there are in yours too.

This will hopefully stop anyone from going off saying things like "yeah, those damn ajoshis are always drinking and driving. Those crazy, racist, sexist, ageist, blah blah blah Korean men. Korean women, on the other hand..."
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mrsquirrel



Joined: 13 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Koreans go to Pattaya for ladyboys. They can't get enough of them. They like them nearly as much as the methaphetamines they get for the Korean/Japanese nightclub that is so loved by them.
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You guys are being too hard on the OP. After all, one Korean drank and drove. Therefore, all 47,999,999 of the others are capable of drinking and driving. What one can do, all can do. (Well, except for the babies who are still riding around on momma's back.)

On the same topic, I saw a waygookin passed out on the street last weekend. Isn't it time the Korean government banned all waygookins from drinking? They obviously cannot hold their liquor.
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Kimchi Cowboy



Joined: 17 Sep 2006

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once met an Irishman in Phuket that was drunk & stoned out of his mind at 11 in the morning. Over the course of an hour, he:


- hugged random strangers walking down the street;

- challenged an uncountable number of random strangers to fights;

- stopped one of those Muay Thai trucks (and blocked all traffic for a good 15 minutes) and challenged the fighters to come down and take him on;

- told random people a sob story about being mugged and robbed in order to cadge money off them. I turned him down, and he chased me down the street with a beer bottle calling me every dirty name under the sun. 20 minutes later he was buying me a beer, saying he loved Canadians. 20 minutes after THAT, he was calling all Canadians dirty motherfucking cocksucking assholes - including my buddy who had given him 1000 baht.

- took a shower in the bathroom with the biffy/bidet hose.

All in all, a very entertaining lunch hour.
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jaganath69



Joined: 17 Jul 2003

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kimchi Cowboy wrote:
I once met an Irishman in Phuket that was drunk & stoned out of his mind at 11 in the morning. Over the course of an hour, he:


- hugged random strangers walking down the street;

- challenged an uncountable number of random strangers to fights;

- stopped one of those Muay Thai trucks (and blocked all traffic for a good 15 minutes) and challenged the fighters to come down and take him on;

- told random people a sob story about being mugged and robbed in order to cadge money off them. I turned him down, and he chased me down the street with a beer bottle calling me every dirty name under the sun. 20 minutes later he was buying me a beer, saying he loved Canadians. 20 minutes after THAT, he was calling all Canadians dirty motherfucking *beep* assholes - including my buddy who had given him 1000 baht.

- took a shower in the bathroom with the biffy/bidet hose.

All in all, a very entertaining lunch hour.


If you've never done at least two of the things on that list in Pattaya, then you've never lived.
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mercury



Joined: 05 Dec 2004
Location: Pusan

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Both were inside a Silver Honda Civic which collided with a number of parked cars.


This is the real news. I bet hyundai hit men are after those two women as we speak.
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whatever



Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: Korea: More fun than jail.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kimchi Cowboy wrote:
20 minutes after THAT, he was calling all Canadians dirty motherfucking *beep* assholes...


Well, in fairness... Wink
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cj1976



Joined: 26 Oct 2005

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kimchi Cowboy wrote:
I once met an Irishman in Phuket that was drunk & stoned out of his mind at 11 in the morning.


11am? He must have overslept that morning.
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drunken Korean... isn't that a tautology? Ba da bing.
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