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wylies99

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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:12 pm Post subject: Hey, white dude with a beard on the Green (#2) line Saturday |
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I saw you at Sindorim station at maybe 12:30 pm, and you were with an olive skinned white woman. Hey, I know you're super cool and think everyone else is stupid, but if you keep your backpack unzipped on the subway, with all of those English textbooks and papers hanging out, eventually everyone, even us idiots, will figure out that you teach privates. Just thought I'd let you know that while you may think everyone else in Korea is stupid, we're not blind. Next time, either zip up your backpack, or just wear a t-shirt that reads "I teach privates in Seoul on Saturday."
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VanIslander

Joined: 18 Aug 2003 Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:14 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry.
Next time I'll hide my privates. |
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The_Eyeball_Kid

Joined: 20 Jun 2007
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:14 pm Post subject: Re: Hey, white dude with a beard on the Green (#2) line Satu |
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wylies99 wrote: |
I saw you at Sindorim station at maybe 12:30 pm, and you were with an olive skinned white woman. Hey, I know you're super cool and think everyone else is stupid, but if you keep your backpack unzipped on the subway, with all of those English textbooks and papers hanging out, eventually everyone, even us idiots, will figure out that you teach privates. Just thought I'd let you know that while you may think everyone else in Korea is stupid, we're not blind. Next time, either zip up your backpack, or just wear a t-shirt that reads "I teach privates in Seoul on Saturday."
Oh, and the young white dude with short red hair who was holding English textbooks on the #6 line (World Cup Stadium stop), you're a putz, too. |
At any given time, at any given Starbucks in Korea, there will be at least three private lessons taking place. FACT. |
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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I saw one guy at the Coffee shop on the second floor, on the corner near Gecko's in Shitaewon. Looked like Ron Jeremy. Now I realise there must have been at least two more privates going on at the same time there. Maybe Jenna Jameson was there teaching the passive. |
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shaunew

Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Location: Calgary
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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Dome Vans wrote: |
I saw one guy at the Coffee shop on the second floor, on the corner near Gecko's in Shitaewon. Looked like Ron Jeremy. Now I realise there must have been at least two more privates going on at the same time there. Maybe Jenna Jameson was there teaching the passive. |
I was there a few weeks again having a coffee and talking with a friend and seen the same guy. I was like holy fuck that's Ron Jeremy. He had a bad hawaiian shirt on and the cheesy mustache. |
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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shaunew wrote: |
Dome Vans wrote: |
I saw one guy at the Coffee shop on the second floor, on the corner near Gecko's in Shitaewon. Looked like Ron Jeremy. Now I realise there must have been at least two more privates going on at the same time there. Maybe Jenna Jameson was there teaching the passive. |
I was there a few weeks again having a coffee and talking with a friend and seen the same guy. I was like holy fuck that's Ron Jeremy. He had a bad hawaiian shirt on and the cheesy mustache. |
That's the one! I was there at Chuseok. Sitting there wondering at what part of the previous night my head should feel as bad is would the day after, when lo and behold Ron Jeremy giving a private wearing the bad hawaiian shirt and the cheesy moustache. Guess he's been outed and will have to go back to porn. He stuck out like a sore thumb. |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:47 am Post subject: |
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Dome Vans wrote: |
Maybe Jenna Jameson was there teaching the passive. |
Jenna Jameson, passive? Unlikely. |
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Bibbitybop

Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:05 am Post subject: |
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OP: What exactly was Mr. Beard saying?
Just cuz he had English books doesn't mean he was teaching privates, and if was teaching privates, it doesn't mean he was doing it illegally. |
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Milwaukiedave
Joined: 02 Oct 2004 Location: Goseong
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:17 am Post subject: |
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Stop talking about my privates! |
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SPINOZA
Joined: 10 Jun 2005 Location: $eoul
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:55 pm Post subject: Re: Hey, white dude with a beard on the Green (#2) line Satu |
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wylies99 wrote: |
I saw you at Sindorim station at maybe 12:30 pm, and you were with an olive skinned white woman. Hey, I know you're super cool and think everyone else is stupid, but if you keep your backpack unzipped on the subway, with all of those English textbooks and papers hanging out, eventually everyone, even us idiots, will figure out that you teach privates. Just thought I'd let you know that while you may think everyone else in Korea is stupid, we're not blind. Next time, either zip up your backpack, or just wear a t-shirt that reads "I teach privates in Seoul on Saturday." |
Good for him - earning himself a few extra bucks on the side, untaxed. |
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Len8
Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Location: Kyungju
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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So who is Ron Jeremy? |
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garykasparov
Joined: 27 May 2007
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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Was the tool Canadian? |
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RJjr

Joined: 17 Aug 2006 Location: Turning on a Lamp
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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garykasparov wrote: |
Was the tool Canadian? |
wylies99 wrote: |
Next time, either zip up your backpack, or just wear a t-shirt that reads "I teach privates in Seoul on Saturday." |
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Tiger Beer

Joined: 07 Feb 2003
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:57 pm Post subject: Re: Hey, white dude with a beard on the Green (#2) line Satu |
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The_Eyeball_Kid wrote: |
At any given time, at any given Starbucks in Korea, there will be at least three private lessons taking place. FACT. |
I hate listening to foreigners teach privates in public. For one, it becomes blatantly obvious that most of them CAN'T teach. They don't have the faintest clue how to teach. |
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:51 am Post subject: |
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Len8 wrote: |
So who is Ron Jeremy? |
Very famous porn star, or that's what I heard. This picture is the spitting image of the guy I saw in the coffee shop, even with the bad shirt. When you see him you'll know. |
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