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		| blondebecky 
 
 
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				|  Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:39 am    Post subject: Man marries dog |   |  
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	  | A man in southern India has married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony in a bid to atone for stoning two dogs to death, a newspaper reported on Tuesday.
 
 The 33-year-old man married the sari-draped dog at a temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu on Sunday after an astrologer said it was the only way to cure himself of a disability, the Hindustan Times newspaper reported.
 
 P. Selvakumar told the paper that he had been suffering since he stoned two dogs to death and strung them up in a tree 15 years ago.
 
 "After that my legs and hands got paralysed and I lost hearing in one ear," the paper quoted him as saying.
 
 Family members chose a stray female dog named Selvi, who was then bathed and clothed for the ceremony.
 
 The groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun, the paper said.
 
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 This has to be the weirdest thing I've read in the newspaper for a long time...I wonder if the bitch was attractive?
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		| sojourner1 
 
  
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 Location: Where meggi swim and 2 wheeled tractors go sput put chug alugg pug pug
 
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				|  Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:54 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Totaly LMAO!!!  That is the funniest thing ever.  Ha ha, that is so hilarious.  |  | 
	
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		| tzechuk 
 
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:34 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| I wonder if the marriage will be consummated..... |  | 
	
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		| halfmanhalfbiscuit 
 
 
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		| SuperFly 
 
  
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 Location: In the doghouse
 
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				|  Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:01 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| I'd Wike the mods to wock this thwead.  I'm feewing awfuwwy wonewy wight now... 
 ##$&#@ wacists!
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		| butlerian 
 
  
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 Location: Korea
 
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				|  Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:12 am    Post subject: |   |  
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 Yeah, but he was forced.  This guy did it voluntarily!
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		| VanIslander 
 
  
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 Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
 
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				|  Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:16 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Is it a Saint Bernard or a Chihuahua? 
 Mastiff or toy poddle?
 
 
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		| sojourner1 
 
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:28 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Any pictures of the wedding between a man and a dog?  I really have to get my laugh and just die laughing about this one.  Very funny. |  | 
	
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		| Dome Vans Guest
 
 
 
 
 
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				|  Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:38 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| How many of the well wishers muttered about "this is never going to last"? 
 Still an easy day for the ushers:
 
 "Bride or groom?"
 "Woof!"
 "Ok to the right there"
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		| tzechuk 
 
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:06 am    Post subject: |   |  
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		| VanIslander 
 
  
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 Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
 
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				|  Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:36 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| What a mutt! |  | 
	
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		| Fishead soup 
 
 
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				|  Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:26 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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	  | tzechuk wrote: |  
	  | I wonder if the marriage will be consummated..... |  
 This is the idiom we used to describe people who go to work and do nothing.
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		| nobbyken 
 
  
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		| kimchi_pizza 
 
 
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				|  Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:29 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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	  | SuperFly wrote: |  
	  | I'd Wike the mods to wock this thwead.  I'm feewing awfuwwy wonewy wight now... 
 ##$&#@ wacists!
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 Wait for a paralysed woman with the loss of hearing in one ear who killed a couple'a stray dogs to sweep you off your paws. Then you're in business!
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		| Juregen 
 
 
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				|  Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:48 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| At least he knows he married a bitch. |  | 
	
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