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Atavistic
Joined: 22 May 2006 Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:23 am Post subject: |
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| rockstarsmooth wrote: |
yeah, except for all the people i know on here in real life. they don't need to know my secrets...
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right now i'm listening to: fishbone - ma and pa |
You have secrets? If you started opening up about your secrets, I think my boyfriend would drop dead.  |
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rockstarsmooth

Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Location: anyang, baybee!
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:51 am Post subject: |
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| Atavistic wrote: |
| rockstarsmooth wrote: |
yeah, except for all the people i know on here in real life. they don't need to know my secrets...
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right now i'm listening to: fishbone - ma and pa |
You have secrets? If you started opening up about your secrets, I think my boyfriend would drop dead.  |
ssshhhh...
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right now i'm listening to: pink floyd - sorrow |
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Alpha-Epsilon
Joined: 24 Nov 2005
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:28 am Post subject: |
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Canadians are real fat, man, so fat that their blubber is actually richer than a whale's and could, if decided in the high Canadian court, be used as a source of organ donation when a fat Canadian dies, bequeathing their family with a year's worth of free natural gas.
And one such person here is an heir. |
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bejarano-korea

Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:34 am Post subject: |
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Was invited to box for Peru in the 1990s as they didn't have any decent heavyweights/superheavyweights and declined because I told everybody that the army would not let me travel to Lima without permission off the CO (which would have been denied as I told everyone)
The real reason was that I didn't fancy being panned inside a round by Felix Savon and every other half decent Cuban heavyweight in the pan-ams... basically... I sheet out!
The only people who know are you and my parents! |
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yingwenlaoshi

Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Location: ... location, location!
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:13 am Post subject: |
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| About 10 years ago, I killed a man with a baseball bat and about 14 years ago, I embezzled about 65,000 bucks from an ex-employer. |
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Atavistic
Joined: 22 May 2006 Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:15 am Post subject: |
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| About 10 years ago, I killed a man with a baseball bat and about 14 years ago, I embezzled about 65,000 bucks from an ex-employer. |
Are you the next swirly face man? |
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yingwenlaoshi

Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Location: ... location, location!
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:17 am Post subject: |
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| Atavistic wrote: |
| yingwenlaoshi wrote: |
| About 10 years ago, I killed a man with a baseball bat and about 14 years ago, I embezzled about 65,000 bucks from an ex-employer. |
Are you the next swirly face man? |
I also climbed Mt. Everest and my wife is Morgan Fairchild. |
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Ginormousaurus

Joined: 27 Jul 2006 Location: 700 Ft. Pulpit
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:18 am Post subject: |
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| When I was 13 or 14 I stole several thousand dollars and blew it in a very short amount of time. It's certainly not hard to blow threw a few grand now, but as a young kid in a small town it took a lot of work to do it and not get caught. |
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Atavistic
Joined: 22 May 2006 Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:19 am Post subject: |
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| yingwenlaoshi wrote: |
| Atavistic wrote: |
| yingwenlaoshi wrote: |
| About 10 years ago, I killed a man with a baseball bat and about 14 years ago, I embezzled about 65,000 bucks from an ex-employer. |
Are you the next swirly face man? |
I also climbed Mt. Everest and my wife is Morgan Fairchild. |
GASP! You ARE the swirly face man! |
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yingwenlaoshi

Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Location: ... location, location!
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:41 am Post subject: |
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| Atavistic wrote: |
| yingwenlaoshi wrote: |
| Atavistic wrote: |
| yingwenlaoshi wrote: |
| About 10 years ago, I killed a man with a baseball bat and about 14 years ago, I embezzled about 65,000 bucks from an ex-employer. |
Are you the next swirly face man? |
I also climbed Mt. Everest and my wife is Morgan Fairchild. |
GASP! You ARE the swirly face man! |
Just add killers and thieves to the list for the next SBS broadcast about problems with foreign teachers. They'll show my post and play dramatic music in the background, "BA BA" and focus in and out on a computer monitor. |
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Young FRANKenstein

Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:08 am Post subject: |
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If I want to read secrets, I'll go to the PostSecret website (I even had a secret posted there once)
http://postsecret.blogspot.com |
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twg

Joined: 02 Nov 2006 Location: Getting some fresh air...
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:55 am Post subject: |
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I dont work here in Korea. I just use the internet to steal a thousand won a day from all of you.
It's amazing how that all adds up |
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SuperFly

Joined: 09 Jul 2003 Location: In the doghouse
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:59 am Post subject: |
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I dont work here in Korea. I just use the internet to steal a thousand won a day from all of you.
It's amazing how that all adds up |
And you don't even care about the teachers! |
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JamesFord

Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Location: my personal playground
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:31 am Post subject: |
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I gotta stiffie............and it won't go down!
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Czarjorge

Joined: 01 May 2007 Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm not wearing any pants. |
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