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Atavistic



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rockstarsmooth wrote:
yeah, except for all the people i know on here in real life. they don't need to know my secrets...
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Arrow right now i'm listening to: fishbone - ma and pa


You have secrets? Shocked If you started opening up about your secrets, I think my boyfriend would drop dead. Wink
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rockstarsmooth



Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Location: anyang, baybee!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Atavistic wrote:
rockstarsmooth wrote:
yeah, except for all the people i know on here in real life. they don't need to know my secrets...
rss Cool



Arrow right now i'm listening to: fishbone - ma and pa


You have secrets? Shocked If you started opening up about your secrets, I think my boyfriend would drop dead. Wink



ssshhhh...
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Arrow right now i'm listening to: pink floyd - sorrow
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Alpha-Epsilon



Joined: 24 Nov 2005

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Canadians are real fat, man, so fat that their blubber is actually richer than a whale's and could, if decided in the high Canadian court, be used as a source of organ donation when a fat Canadian dies, bequeathing their family with a year's worth of free natural gas.

And one such person here is an heir.
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bejarano-korea



Joined: 13 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was invited to box for Peru in the 1990s as they didn't have any decent heavyweights/superheavyweights and declined because I told everybody that the army would not let me travel to Lima without permission off the CO (which would have been denied as I told everyone)

The real reason was that I didn't fancy being panned inside a round by Felix Savon and every other half decent Cuban heavyweight in the pan-ams... basically... I sheet out! Embarassed

The only people who know are you and my parents!
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

About 10 years ago, I killed a man with a baseball bat and about 14 years ago, I embezzled about 65,000 bucks from an ex-employer.
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Atavistic



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yingwenlaoshi wrote:
About 10 years ago, I killed a man with a baseball bat and about 14 years ago, I embezzled about 65,000 bucks from an ex-employer.


Are you the next swirly face man?
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Atavistic wrote:
yingwenlaoshi wrote:
About 10 years ago, I killed a man with a baseball bat and about 14 years ago, I embezzled about 65,000 bucks from an ex-employer.


Are you the next swirly face man?


I also climbed Mt. Everest and my wife is Morgan Fairchild.
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Ginormousaurus



Joined: 27 Jul 2006
Location: 700 Ft. Pulpit

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I was 13 or 14 I stole several thousand dollars and blew it in a very short amount of time. It's certainly not hard to blow threw a few grand now, but as a young kid in a small town it took a lot of work to do it and not get caught.
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Atavistic



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yingwenlaoshi wrote:
Atavistic wrote:
yingwenlaoshi wrote:
About 10 years ago, I killed a man with a baseball bat and about 14 years ago, I embezzled about 65,000 bucks from an ex-employer.


Are you the next swirly face man?


I also climbed Mt. Everest and my wife is Morgan Fairchild.


GASP! You ARE the swirly face man!
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Atavistic wrote:
yingwenlaoshi wrote:
Atavistic wrote:
yingwenlaoshi wrote:
About 10 years ago, I killed a man with a baseball bat and about 14 years ago, I embezzled about 65,000 bucks from an ex-employer.


Are you the next swirly face man?


I also climbed Mt. Everest and my wife is Morgan Fairchild.


GASP! You ARE the swirly face man!


Just add killers and thieves to the list for the next SBS broadcast about problems with foreign teachers. They'll show my post and play dramatic music in the background, "BA BA" and focus in and out on a computer monitor.
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Young FRANKenstein



Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I want to read secrets, I'll go to the PostSecret website (I even had a secret posted there once)

http://postsecret.blogspot.com
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twg



Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dont work here in Korea. I just use the internet to steal a thousand won a day from all of you.

It's amazing how that all adds up
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SuperFly



Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

twg wrote:
I dont work here in Korea. I just use the internet to steal a thousand won a day from all of you.

It's amazing how that all adds up


And you don't even care about the teachers!
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JamesFord



Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Location: my personal playground

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I gotta stiffie............and it won't go down!
Shocked
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Czarjorge



Joined: 01 May 2007
Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not wearing any pants.
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