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An apology to women

 
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fromtheuk



Joined: 31 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:26 am    Post subject: An apology to women Reply with quote

I recently got married and I realize this must have destroyed the hearts of millions of women around the globe.

This was not intentional but I had to finally decide on a woman to share my life with.

Please don't take it personally, or feel upset. I'm sure your man is somewhere out there waiting for you, sadly he won't be in my league, but anyway I just want to say I'm sorry I am no longer available.

I sincerely hope being mobbed and chased by women wherever I go will now stop, to be honest that got a bit boring after a while.
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PRagic



Joined: 24 Feb 2006

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, you're a real catch. Recently married and lamenting it on an ESL cafe!
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Justin Hale



Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Location: the Straight Talk Express

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

fromtheuk,

If you and your female admirers move to Saudi Arabia - as thepeel alleged you seek to - there's hope for these women yet! Laughing

Jesus, I'm witty.
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Atavistic



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PRagic wrote:
Yeah, you're a real catch. Recently married and lamenting it on an ESL cafe!


And still unable to form paragraphs. Don't forget that.
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Major Kong



Joined: 29 Oct 2007
Location: South Korea

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps your spouse will soon encouage you...
with candied Rhino horn and a *beep* implant.
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Ilsanman



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:03 am    Post subject: Re: An apology to women Reply with quote

For a newlywed, you have a shockingly large amount of free time. Anything lacking?


fromtheuk wrote:
I recently got married and I realize this must have destroyed the hearts of millions of women around the globe.

This was not intentional but I had to finally decide on a woman to share my life with.

Please don't take it personally, or feel upset. I'm sure your man is somewhere out there waiting for you, sadly he won't be in my league, but anyway I just want to say I'm sorry I am no longer available.

I sincerely hope being mobbed and chased by women wherever I go will now stop, to be honest that got a bit boring after a while.
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bassexpander



Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Location: Someplace you'd rather be.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You really should get off of Dave's and go find your wife.

I have it on good authority that she's currently at a host bar having drinks with some guy that looks like the gay guy from Super Junior.

Congrats. My coworker is getting married in 2 weeks. His wife is a stunner, and makes a lot more money than he does.
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nicholas_chiasson



Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Location: Samcheok

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

-Which gay guy from super junior? Aren't they all? Or how can you tell?
-I'm still available for all you ladies lusting after 'fromtheuk' I know his rejection hurts, but I'm here to kiss away your pain.
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Ilsanman



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree, being more specific would be nice. Aren't there 13 or so fairies in that gay brady bunch?

nicholas_chiasson wrote:
-Which gay guy from super junior? Aren't they all? Or how can you tell?
-I'm still available for all you ladies lusting after 'fromtheuk' I know his rejection hurts, but I'm here to kiss away your pain.
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ultra



Joined: 09 Nov 2007
Location: Book Han Gook Land Of Opportunity

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:59 am    Post subject: Re: An apology to women Reply with quote

fromtheuk wrote:
I'm sure your man is somewhere out there waiting for you, sadly he won't be in my league...


Arab League

http://faculty.winthrop.edu/haynese/flags/arabflgs.html
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Scotticus



Joined: 18 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Isn't this the guy who was posting about how he's a "radical Muslim?" Sometimes trolls are too good to be true.
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lastat06513



Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Been there, done that..don't plan on wearing the t-shirt.......
There was a time when I thought marriage was the way to go, until I DID get married---- thank god that nightmare was shortlived!!!!
Now if people ask about my marital status, I just say I am "happily divorced" with a huge smile Very Happy ...like this.....

Congrats, if you think you found the right woman, more power to you. Just remember the bruise on your arm the first time your wife bashes you there for oggling other girls on the street.


For me, think quagmire

~~~ giggly-giggly-giggly-goo!
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