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fromtheuk
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:26 am Post subject: An apology to women |
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I recently got married and I realize this must have destroyed the hearts of millions of women around the globe.
This was not intentional but I had to finally decide on a woman to share my life with.
Please don't take it personally, or feel upset. I'm sure your man is somewhere out there waiting for you, sadly he won't be in my league, but anyway I just want to say I'm sorry I am no longer available.
I sincerely hope being mobbed and chased by women wherever I go will now stop, to be honest that got a bit boring after a while. |
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PRagic

Joined: 24 Feb 2006
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:05 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, you're a real catch. Recently married and lamenting it on an ESL cafe! |
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Justin Hale

Joined: 24 Nov 2007 Location: the Straight Talk Express
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:23 am Post subject: |
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fromtheuk,
If you and your female admirers move to Saudi Arabia - as thepeel alleged you seek to - there's hope for these women yet!
Jesus, I'm witty. |
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Atavistic
Joined: 22 May 2006 Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:49 am Post subject: |
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PRagic wrote: |
Yeah, you're a real catch. Recently married and lamenting it on an ESL cafe! |
And still unable to form paragraphs. Don't forget that. |
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Major Kong

Joined: 29 Oct 2007 Location: South Korea
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:02 am Post subject: |
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Perhaps your spouse will soon encouage you...
with candied Rhino horn and a *beep* implant. |
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Ilsanman

Joined: 15 Aug 2003 Location: Bucheon, Korea
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:03 am Post subject: Re: An apology to women |
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For a newlywed, you have a shockingly large amount of free time. Anything lacking?
fromtheuk wrote: |
I recently got married and I realize this must have destroyed the hearts of millions of women around the globe.
This was not intentional but I had to finally decide on a woman to share my life with.
Please don't take it personally, or feel upset. I'm sure your man is somewhere out there waiting for you, sadly he won't be in my league, but anyway I just want to say I'm sorry I am no longer available.
I sincerely hope being mobbed and chased by women wherever I go will now stop, to be honest that got a bit boring after a while. |
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bassexpander
Joined: 13 Sep 2007 Location: Someplace you'd rather be.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:06 am Post subject: |
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You really should get off of Dave's and go find your wife.
I have it on good authority that she's currently at a host bar having drinks with some guy that looks like the gay guy from Super Junior.
Congrats. My coworker is getting married in 2 weeks. His wife is a stunner, and makes a lot more money than he does. |
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nicholas_chiasson

Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Location: Samcheok
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:22 am Post subject: |
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-Which gay guy from super junior? Aren't they all? Or how can you tell?
-I'm still available for all you ladies lusting after 'fromtheuk' I know his rejection hurts, but I'm here to kiss away your pain. |
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Ilsanman

Joined: 15 Aug 2003 Location: Bucheon, Korea
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:44 am Post subject: |
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I agree, being more specific would be nice. Aren't there 13 or so fairies in that gay brady bunch?
nicholas_chiasson wrote: |
-Which gay guy from super junior? Aren't they all? Or how can you tell?
-I'm still available for all you ladies lusting after 'fromtheuk' I know his rejection hurts, but I'm here to kiss away your pain. |
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ultra
Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Location: Book Han Gook Land Of Opportunity
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Scotticus
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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Isn't this the guy who was posting about how he's a "radical Muslim?" Sometimes trolls are too good to be true. |
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lastat06513
Joined: 18 Mar 2003 Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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Been there, done that..don't plan on wearing the t-shirt.......
There was a time when I thought marriage was the way to go, until I DID get married---- thank god that nightmare was shortlived!!!!
Now if people ask about my marital status, I just say I am "happily divorced" with a huge smile ...like this.....
Congrats, if you think you found the right woman, more power to you. Just remember the bruise on your arm the first time your wife bashes you there for oggling other girls on the street.
For me, think quagmire
~~~ giggly-giggly-giggly-goo! |
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