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runlikegump
Joined: 05 Nov 2007
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Anything with Stumpy Arms McConaughey.
Anything with a number higher than 2 in the title.
Anything where Pacino says "Hooahh", or any version of said phonemes.
August Rush.
Legends of the Fall. |
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JustJohn
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:09 am Post subject: |
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| runlikegump wrote: |
| Anything with a number higher than 2 in the title. |
Ever seen 8 1/2?
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lastat06513
Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian
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| Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:13 am Post subject: |
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| Has anyone mentioned 'Fight Club' yet? |
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Dome Vans
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SuperHero
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Location: Superhero Hideout
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| Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:39 am Post subject: |
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| bobbyhanlon wrote: |
| and i hate 300 with a passion. |
heathen |
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Benicio
Joined: 25 May 2006
Location: Down South- where it's hot & wet
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| Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:56 am Post subject: |
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The Miami Vice movie was utter crap!
The story was useless and they made Gong Li, usually a very beautiful woman, look plain and totally uninspiring.
For those who haven't seen it, she was supposed to be the attractive lead.
Anyway, if you haven't seen it, don't!
Also, as someone said, Deep Blue Sea was so stupid it hurts!
American Pie 3: American Wedding was dismal. I didn't laugh once.
I just felt sorry for the actors.
I hated Eyes Wide Shut, too. You just wanted to kick Tom Cruise in the b@lls for it.
Absolute worst movie I ever saw in the theater- The Avengers with Ralph Fiennes, Uma Thurman & Sean Connery. It was just terrible.
Someone said it was supposed to be campy. It really missed that marked. Crap! |
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:26 am Post subject: |
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| runlikegump wrote: |
Anything with Stumpy Arms McConaughey.
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yeah, that guy is the world's tallest midgit, for sure |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:00 am Post subject: |
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| SuperHero wrote: |
| bobbyhanlon wrote: |
| and i hate 300 with a passion. |
heathen |
Please explain (but only if you promise not to type the word Sparta followed by more than one exclamation point).
300 is like Braveheart via MTV.
No, wait, it's like Gladiator via MTV2. |
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:20 am Post subject: |
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| Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
| SuperHero wrote: |
| bobbyhanlon wrote: |
| and i hate 300 with a passion. |
heathen |
Please explain (but only if you promise not to type the word Sparta followed by more than one exclamation point).
300 is like Braveheart via MTV.
No, wait, it's like Gladiator via MTV2. |
I thought it was more like Frank Miller via a blue-screen. |
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discostar23
Joined: 22 Feb 2004
Location: getting the hell out of dodge
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| Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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1. Le divorce ( with kate hudson never again will I watch a movie with her in it)
2. Passion of Christ ( I want that two hours of my life back)
3. Superbad(I don't get the kindergarten humor in this movie)
4. Anything with Keanu Reeves in it including the Matrix
5. Anything with Sandra Bollack in it (barf!) |
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peppermint
Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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| Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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Strangeland
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| A sadist by the name of "Captain Howdy" lures teens through the internet into his painful traps, in forms of body modification rituals. After Captain Howdy kidnaps a detective's daughter, the detective starts pursuing him. Eventually they catch him and send him to a mental hospital. Upon his release, the townspeople do not accept the new, peaceful former Captain Howdy, and lynch him to an apparent death, which causes him to revert to his previous self. Howdy starts to seek revenge and starts everything all over, only worse |
All that, and it's written by Dee Snider!
Evolution
I got flowers as a reward for not walking out of the theatre during this. The fact that one of the stars was a guy whose prior claim to fame was a 7-up commercial should've warned me
On Deadly Ground- Overlooked the fact that it was a Steven Seagal movie, because Michael Caine was in it too. Even he couldn't save it. The roommate and I had to turn it off because we were laughing too hard at the slapfight that broke out during the bar scene.
The Devil's Rejects- I like Rob Zombie's music, but this made me want a shower, complete with scouring pad to the brain.
Rumor Has it- marketed as the real story behind The Graduate(which is a pretty good movie) and that was enough of a hook for me. It shouldn't have been. Kevin Costner making his way through three generations of women in the same family. I still shudder at the memory
Most of these can be explained because I'd run out of reading material.
The lesson of this post is: reading the back of the cereal box, or your 9th grade math textbook, or whatever user manuals are around is often a better bet than grabbing a random movie to watch |
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mrgiles
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Location: Seoul
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this has got to be my favourite example of a movie that's so UNfunny that it's actually kinda hilarious.
"let's kick some ICE!!"
have no idea what uma thurman was doin in that movie, and it looks like she doesn't either. |
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DCJames
Joined: 27 Jul 2006
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| Into the Wild |
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lastat06513
Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian
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Ok......my turn
Fear and Loathing in Las Vagas
Airbud
Half Baked
History Boys
Sense and Sensibility
These movies are either in the middle of near the bottom of my list of 'to-watch' movies |
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Dome Vans
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| Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Fear and Loathing in Las Vagas |
You're kidding me! That's up on my best list. Read the book first, saw the film, loved it. Hilarious! |
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