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In the spirit of etiquette and manners, what are the top-5 things you would never say to a guy or gal while on a date?

nicholas_chiasson · Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Location: Samcheok

to a girl (never dated a guy)
1. Nice *beep*.
2. What happened to your face?
3.Order the cheapest thing on the menu.
4.Did you ever catch a VD?
5.Damn what color IS that thing?

Czarjorge · Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:44 pm Post subject:

1. You are FaaaAaaaaAaaaatttt.
2. Have you recently been tested? (first three dates)
3. Sorry, I didn't bother showering today.
4. You are much more boring than I thought.
5. Can we just eat in silence?

mikowee · Joined: 03 Aug 2006

I love little girls, they make me feel so good
I love little girls, they make me feel so bad
When they're around they make me feel like I'm the only guy in town
I love little girls, they make me feel so good

Hanson · Joined: 20 Oct 2004

5) "So, my mom says you can stay overnight, no problem."
4) "Check out that chick over there, she's smoking hot."
3) "My bed-wetting is now under control."
2) "Did you know you can bang a hooker for 50 bucks in Cheongyeongyi? I know! And they don't even make you wear a rubber!"
1) "I love you."

flakfizer · Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:09 pm Post subject:

1. You remind me of my third wife.

2. You should sue your plastic surgeon.

3. You again?

4. Just a heads up: try not to breathe in for the next minute or so.

5. I'm a regular poster on Dave's.

curlygirl · Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Location: Pundang, Seohyeon dong

1. I hope you're as big a nympho as your sister.
2. It's so nice to go on a real date. Playing the old skin flute has gotten real boring lately.
3. My budget's kind of restricted right now so let's kill two birds with one stone and start you on a diet. Win-win situation right?
4. Sorry I'm late. I just had to drop my 5 kids off at the ex-wife's place.
5. Oh crap! I just spilled drink down my shirt. Say...you women like to clean stuff huh?

uberscheisse · Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Location: japan is better than korea.

"no i didn't fart. i always smell like this"

The Hammer · Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:35 pm Post subject:

1. You look lovely in that dress.
2. Your earrings are so cute.
3. I like your smile.
4. Everything you say is so interesting.
5. I had a great time. Thank you!

Dome Vans · Guest

1. You're too big to fit in the freezer.

2. Of course we're gonna have drinks tonight, it's Hitler's birthday.

3. He sleeps on the bed with us, ok? Don't make me choose between you and the wolf.

4. But he's my Dad, we do everything together!

5. It's lucky you didn't wear a belt and a tie tonight or you'd look like a string of sausages.

blurgalurgalurga · Joined: 18 Oct 2007

IT PUTS ON THE LOTION

blurgalurgalurga · Joined: 18 Oct 2007

I think my water broke.

Burndog · Joined: 17 Feb 2008

1. Your Mum is such a dirty MILF.
2. Hey, has anyone ever told you that you look like Roseanne Barr?
3. You're so much prettier with your hair over your face.
4. I like being Dungeon Master, but Grimlock thinks he is SO much better at it than I am.
5. We should go to (insert bar name here) because that way we can watch the game while we're out.

crash bang · Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Location: gwangju

1. i'll show you mine if you show me yours
2. i need to stop off at best buy to pick up a new hard drive. my old one is filled with porn
3. did i ever tell you about the time i met chris hansen?
4. youre kinda b1tchy. are you on your period?
5. you really are a sh1tty dresser

Czarjorge · Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:47 pm Post subject:

1. Sorry about all the itching.
2. Can you read this menu to me, I never learned.
3. Don't you just hate those Jews.
4. Hello, my name is Hannibal.
5. Man, I have got to take a dump.