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lastat06513
Joined: 18 Mar 2003 Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:35 pm Post subject: Top-5 things you never say to a guy/girl while on a date. |
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In the spirit of etiquette and manners, what are the top-5 things you would never say to a guy or gal while on a date? |
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nicholas_chiasson

Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Location: Samcheok
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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to a girl (never dated a guy)
1. Nice *beep*.
2. What happened to your face?
3.Order the cheapest thing on the menu.
4.Did you ever catch a VD?
5.Damn what color IS that thing? |
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Czarjorge

Joined: 01 May 2007 Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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1. You are FaaaAaaaaAaaaatttt.
2. Have you recently been tested? (first three dates)
3. Sorry, I didn't bother showering today.
4. You are much more boring than I thought.
5. Can we just eat in silence? |
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mikowee

Joined: 03 Aug 2006
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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I love little girls, they make me feel so good
I love little girls, they make me feel so bad
When they're around they make me feel like I'm the only guy in town
I love little girls, they make me feel so good |
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Hanson

Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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5) "So, my mom says you can stay overnight, no problem."
4) "Check out that chick over there, she's smoking hot."
3) "My bed-wetting is now under control."
2) "Did you know you can bang a hooker for 50 bucks in Cheongyeongyi? I know! And they don't even make you wear a rubber!"
1) "I love you."
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flakfizer

Joined: 12 Nov 2004 Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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1. You remind me of my third wife.
2. You should sue your plastic surgeon.
3. You again?
4. Just a heads up: try not to breathe in for the next minute or so.
5. I'm a regular poster on Dave's. |
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curlygirl

Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Location: Pundang, Seohyeon dong
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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1. I hope you're as big a nympho as your sister.
2. It's so nice to go on a real date. Playing the old skin flute has gotten real boring lately.
3. My budget's kind of restricted right now so let's kill two birds with one stone and start you on a diet. Win-win situation right?
4. Sorry I'm late. I just had to drop my 5 kids off at the ex-wife's place.
5. Oh crap! I just spilled drink down my shirt. Say...you women like to clean stuff huh? |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Location: japan is better than korea.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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"no i didn't fart. i always smell like this" |
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The Hammer
Joined: 18 Jan 2003 Location: Ullungdo 37.5 N, 130.9 E, altitude : 223 m
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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1. You look lovely in that dress.
2. Your earrings are so cute.
3. I like your smile.
4. Everything you say is so interesting.
5. I had a great time. Thank you! |
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Dome Vans Guest
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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1. You're too big to fit in the freezer.
2. Of course we're gonna have drinks tonight, it's Hitler's birthday.
3. He sleeps on the bed with us, ok? Don't make me choose between you and the wolf.
4. But he's my Dad, we do everything together!
5. It's lucky you didn't wear a belt and a tie tonight or you'd look like a string of sausages. |
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:36 pm Post subject: |
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IT PUTS ON THE LOTION |
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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I think my water broke. |
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Burndog

Joined: 17 Feb 2008
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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1. Your Mum is such a dirty MILF.
2. Hey, has anyone ever told you that you look like Roseanne Barr?
3. You're so much prettier with your hair over your face.
4. I like being Dungeon Master, but Grimlock thinks he is SO much better at it than I am.
5. We should go to (insert bar name here) because that way we can watch the game while we're out. |
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crash bang
Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Location: gwangju
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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1. i'll show you mine if you show me yours
2. i need to stop off at best buy to pick up a new hard drive. my old one is filled with porn
3. did i ever tell you about the time i met chris hansen?
4. youre kinda b1tchy. are you on your period?
5. you really are a sh1tty dresser |
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Czarjorge

Joined: 01 May 2007 Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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1. Sorry about all the itching.
2. Can you read this menu to me, I never learned.
3. Don't you just hate those Jews.
4. Hello, my name is Hannibal.
5. Man, I have got to take a dump. |
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