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lawyertood

Joined: 17 Jan 2003 Location: Seoul, Incheon and the World--working undercover for the MOJ
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:08 am Post subject: |
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| Excuse me, I have to answer this. It's my parole officer. |
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nicholas_chiasson

Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Location: Samcheok
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:51 am Post subject: |
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| I had a parole officer once. |
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Hanson

Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:43 am Post subject: |
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I banged your sister a while back. It was.... ok, I guess.
By the power of Greyskull, I hereby officially make us boyfriend-girlfriend.
My boogers taste like the insides of my nostrils.
Ever done ass-to-mouth?
This is a drawing I made of a Liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. |
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Zutronius

Joined: 16 Apr 2007 Location: Suncheon
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:14 am Post subject: |
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| My religion requires us to f$ck on the first date. |
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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007 Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:38 am Post subject: |
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1) Tell me about our younger sister
2) Tell me about your older sister
3) because this was mentioned earlier, that doesn't disqualify it now...
"IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BUCKET"
4) "You're right, she is pretty."
5) My bal ls hurt |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:57 am Post subject: |
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I haven't showered for a week.
Do you trim yourself down there?
Can you cover dinner? I forgot my cash.
Do you have any attractive friends?
So, how many kids should we have? |
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out of context
Joined: 08 Jan 2006 Location: Daejeon
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Czarjorge

Joined: 01 May 2007 Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Let me put it in. C'mon, just the tip. |
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rockstarsmooth

Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Location: anyang, baybee!
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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i participated in this conversation this week:
boy: "so can you tell my parents that you're 26? i don't want them to razz me too much about dating an older woman."
rss: "what? i have to engage in conversation with your parents?"
boy: "well yeah, but not for too long. it's just that i still live with them."
rss: "is your space soundproofed from the rest of the house?"
boy: "no, but i've had girls over before. loud girls! they're used to it. i dated a black girl once! and a 30-year-old woman too!"
rss: "ummm..."
boy: "my dad only used the n-word a couple of times in front of the black girl."
rss: "yeah, i have to go now."
the date did not happen. i did not get laid.
rss
right now i'm listening to: leather strip - mortal thoughts |
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peppermint

Joined: 13 May 2003 Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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Awww RSS, he sounds adorable- in a pinch his cheek and pack his lunch sort of way.  |
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Young FRANKenstein

Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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| curlygirl wrote: |
2. It's so nice to go on a real date. Playing the old skin flute has gotten real boring lately. |
Um...you blow into a flute, so playing the skin flute is a blowjob. I think if a guy can play the skin flute by himself, the girl won't mind him bragging about it. |
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Fishead soup
Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Location: Korea
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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Do you Smoke?
Are you a starfish? |
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Dome Vans Guest
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Do you want pumped? |
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