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[lawyertood]

Excuse me, I have to answer this. It's my parole officer.

[nicholas_chiasson]

I had a parole officer once.

[Hanson]

I banged your sister a while back. It was.... ok, I guess.

By the power of Greyskull, I hereby officially make us boyfriend-girlfriend.

My boogers taste like the insides of my nostrils.

Ever done ass-to-mouth?

This is a drawing I made of a Liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal.

[Zutronius]

My religion requires us to f$ck on the first date.

[crusher_of_heads]

1) Tell me about our younger sister

2) Tell me about your older sister

3) because this was mentioned earlier, that doesn't disqualify it now...
"IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BUCKET"

4) "You're right, she is pretty."

5) My bal ls hurt

[jajdude]

I haven't showered for a week.
Do you trim yourself down there?
Can you cover dinner? I forgot my cash.
Do you have any attractive friends?
So, how many kids should we have?

[out of context]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

[Czarjorge]

Let me put it in. C'mon, just the tip.

[rockstarsmooth]

i participated in this conversation this week:
boy: "so can you tell my parents that you're 26? i don't want them to razz me too much about dating an older woman."
rss: "what? i have to engage in conversation with your parents?"
boy: "well yeah, but not for too long. it's just that i still live with them."
rss: "is your space soundproofed from the rest of the house?"
boy: "no, but i've had girls over before. loud girls! they're used to it. i dated a black girl once! and a 30-year-old woman too!"
rss: "ummm..."
boy: "my dad only used the n-word a couple of times in front of the black girl."
rss: "yeah, i have to go now."

the date did not happen. i did not get laid.
rss





right now i'm listening to: leather strip - mortal thoughts

[peppermint]

Awww RSS, he sounds adorable- in a pinch his cheek and pack his lunch sort of way.

[Young FRANKenstein]

[Fishead soup]

Do you Smoke?
Are you a starfish?

[Dome Vans]

Do you want pumped?