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bassexpander
Joined: 13 Sep 2007 Location: Someplace you'd rather be.
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:27 pm Post subject: Woman needs leg surgery, but gets new anus instead |
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html
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A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.
The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.
The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.
Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it. |
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tfunk

Joined: 12 Aug 2006 Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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She must feel like a right ass.
Joking aside, how do you get a 'new' hole? If a baker walked up to me and said he could give me a new hole for my doughnut then I'd say he was a nutter. |
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spliff

Joined: 19 Jan 2004 Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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Maybe she was a two fister. |
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tfunk

Joined: 12 Aug 2006 Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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spliff wrote: |
Maybe she was a two fister. |
You've been in Thailand too long. |
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flakfizer

Joined: 12 Nov 2004 Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:55 pm Post subject: |
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I have a feeling she's going to make a big stink about this.
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bassexpander
Joined: 13 Sep 2007 Location: Someplace you'd rather be.
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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tfunk wrote: |
spliff wrote: |
Maybe she was a two fister. |
You've been in Thailand too long. |
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DrunkenMaster

Joined: 04 Feb 2008
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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On a positive note, she probably gets ready for work more effeciently now. |
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Cheonmunka

Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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I can't get over you guys making fun of this woman's misery.
What a bunch of assholes. |
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Bibbitybop

Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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Cheonmunka wrote: |
I can't get over you guys making fun of this woman's misery.
What a bunch of assholes. |
Misery? That lady's gonna be rich after the lawsuit, and she doesn't have to sit on the toilet as long anymore. |
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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007 Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:06 pm Post subject: |
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Cheonmunka wrote: |
I can't get over you guys making fun of this woman's misery.
What a bunch of assholes. |
What selfrighteous pain in the arse... |
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nobbyken

Joined: 07 Jun 2006 Location: Yongin ^^
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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Cheonmunka wrote: |
I can't get over you guys making fun of this woman's misery.
What a bunch of assholes. |
Bummer. |
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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007 Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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nobbyken wrote: |
Cheonmunka wrote: |
I can't get over you guys making fun of this woman's misery.
What a bunch of assholes. |
Bummer. |
Something stinks in Bavaria... |
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Justin Hale

Joined: 24 Nov 2007 Location: the Straight Talk Express
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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Well, fellas, the leg feels great now. Just wonderful! |
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DrunkenMaster

Joined: 04 Feb 2008
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:10 am Post subject: |
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This is assinine humor. |
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tfunk

Joined: 12 Aug 2006 Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:26 am Post subject: |
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DrunkenMaster wrote: |
This is assinine humor. |
A day late, but cheeky non the less. |
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