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Woman needs leg surgery, but gets new anus instead
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bassexpander



Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Location: Someplace you'd rather be.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:27 pm    Post subject: Woman needs leg surgery, but gets new anus instead Reply with quote

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html
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A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.
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tfunk



Joined: 12 Aug 2006
Location: Dublin, Ireland

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She must feel like a right ass.

Joking aside, how do you get a 'new' hole? If a baker walked up to me and said he could give me a new hole for my doughnut then I'd say he was a nutter.
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spliff



Joined: 19 Jan 2004
Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe she was a two fister.
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tfunk



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

spliff wrote:
Maybe she was a two fister.


You've been in Thailand too long.
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flakfizer



Joined: 12 Nov 2004
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a feeling she's going to make a big stink about this.

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bassexpander



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tfunk wrote:
spliff wrote:
Maybe she was a two fister.


You've been in Thailand too long.


Laughing Laughing
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DrunkenMaster



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

On a positive note, she probably gets ready for work more effeciently now.
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Cheonmunka



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't get over you guys making fun of this woman's misery.
What a bunch of assholes.
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Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cheonmunka wrote:
I can't get over you guys making fun of this woman's misery.
What a bunch of assholes.


Misery? That lady's gonna be rich after the lawsuit, and she doesn't have to sit on the toilet as long anymore.
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crusher_of_heads



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cheonmunka wrote:
I can't get over you guys making fun of this woman's misery.
What a bunch of assholes.


What selfrighteous pain in the arse...
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nobbyken



Joined: 07 Jun 2006
Location: Yongin ^^

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cheonmunka wrote:
I can't get over you guys making fun of this woman's misery.
What a bunch of assholes.


Bummer.
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crusher_of_heads



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nobbyken wrote:
Cheonmunka wrote:
I can't get over you guys making fun of this woman's misery.
What a bunch of assholes.


Bummer.


Something stinks in Bavaria...
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Justin Hale



Joined: 24 Nov 2007
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, fellas, the leg feels great now. Just wonderful!
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DrunkenMaster



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is assinine humor.
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tfunk



Joined: 12 Aug 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DrunkenMaster wrote:
This is assinine humor.


A day late, but cheeky non the less.
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