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chocolacharat
Joined: 11 Mar 2007
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:18 am Post subject: Good Excuses for cancelling dinners with your BOSS. |
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Does anyone have any good excuses/reasons to cancel dinner with your boss? I feel like he is coming onto me and I would like some excuse which he will not ask questions or be able to say no to. =D Anything is appreciated! Thanks |
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nicholas_chiasson

Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Location: Samcheok
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:21 am Post subject: |
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if your boss is comming on to you, you are going to have problems. Lots and lots of problems. Dinner will soon be the least of your worries. |
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chocolacharat
Joined: 11 Mar 2007
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:25 am Post subject: |
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The problem is my friend was coming but they cancelled. Anyways that would be uncomfortable, gotta avoid this, but what to say? |
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beast
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:42 am Post subject: |
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Show some leg and a little cleavage. Take advantage of the situation. You might get a raise. |
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biggpoppa
Joined: 14 Jul 2007 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:42 am Post subject: |
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off the top of my head
-i have church tonight
-i'm meeting up with a few friends from back home
-my girlfriend/boyfriend is coming over
-i'm calling home because of the time difference
-i'm visiting a friend in a near by city
and if all else fails
-i'm actually japanese and dok do is ours... |
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Summer Wine
Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Location: Next to a River
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:47 am Post subject: |
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my girlfriend/boyfriend is coming over
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Change the above to my husband/ wife wants me home tonight.
Before you say "its too soon for me to get married" learn something about speed from 30 yr old Korean women.
One month single, next month married.
A gold ring and one angry foriegn man turning up at your school and problem solved for life.
It doesn't have to be true and a canadian man costs 4 beers for an hr. (Though warn him not do the spiel in french).
Last edited by Summer Wine on Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:50 am; edited 1 time in total |
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blackjack

Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Location: anyang
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:48 am Post subject: |
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the same thing you would say back home. sorry, some thing came up i can't make it. no more no less. if he asks anything, just say it is personal.
(that or just say that it is your "magic time" ) |
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chocolacharat
Joined: 11 Mar 2007
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:50 am Post subject: |
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Hm well we made these plans a week ago so all those excuses will sound strange. I need something more specific, like a story or something that happened. Also I'm not meeting him until about 10 pm (work finishes late) and so the church excuses don't work too. Hmm... keep em coming! |
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nicholas_chiasson

Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Location: Samcheok
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:31 am Post subject: |
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go with the cleavage and raise. it's the only foolproof option in there. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:15 am Post subject: |
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Cancel enough of them and they stop asking you for excuses eventually. |
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Julius

Joined: 27 Jul 2006
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:26 am Post subject: |
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RACETRAITOR wrote: |
Cancel enough of them and they stop asking you for excuses eventually. |
Indeed.
Go to a few at the beginning out of politeness, then cry off them for the rest of the year.
Dinners should be stipulated in the contract. "I will have to attend only 3 staff dinners in the year, and after that quota is finished, employer agrees to stop asking". |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:41 am Post subject: |
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Say you're going to meet your boyfriend then show him a picture of KimJongIl. (photoshop is your friend) |
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Cheonmunka

Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:08 am Post subject: |
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Friend just had a baby, "Gotta go to hospital."
You might even pick up a gold ring from your boss in your care. |
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the_beaver

Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:17 am Post subject: |
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Too simple.
"I can't make it because I'm going over to X's house to screw him silly." |
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anyway

Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:19 am Post subject: |
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Every time you should go. Be very polite. Drink every drop he pours for you. Then vomit all over the inside of his car. On his suit too. |
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