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afsjesse
Joined: 23 Sep 2007
Location: Kickin' it in 'Kato town.
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 Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:49 am Post subject: You know you've been in Korea for too long..... |
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when I look forward to watching
Arirang News and Destination Korea!!
Great stuff!!! Brilliant TV  |
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pidgin
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:57 am Post subject: |
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when you have your own kimchi pot.......
when you are always dumpster gazing....
when you have eyes on a SECOND property....
when you drink EVERY night with dinner.....
when you accept O.T. without compensation.
when you have at least 5 friends named : Hyuk.
when you can give explicit directions to Immigration, the Hamilton Hotel, two ancient palaces, three outdoor markets and the freshest 삼곂살 in the city, and....hell, could make it a one-day group tour. |
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agoodmouse
Joined: 20 Dec 2007
Location: Anyang
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:35 am Post subject: |
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| It's funny when you think you hear someone speaking English behind you, but you turn around you realize it's a Korean speaking Korean. I don't know where this fits in. |
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flakfizer
Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
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Yu_Bum_suk
Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:56 am Post subject: |
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- you never smoke a cigarette down to the butt.
- you think the toilet of any public building is the smoking room.
- you buy shoes based on how quickly you can slide them on and off.
- you make kids kneel when telling them off.
- you have 10 different discount cards in your wallet.
- overtime? What's overtime?
- you don't ride a bicycle because you don't want people to think you lost your driver's license.
- you bow to other white people. |
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pidgin
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:59 am Post subject: |
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^^^ Should be in the "ghost" thread. 
^^ God forbid a thread title should be repeated! 
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You have 4 watches (all copies)
You have 4,000 DVDs (all pirated)
You have a personal PR_N library of your 'hor-tours' to Thai, Viet and the Phills.
You have a fake, extra "corporate" job in addition to your haggy.
You have 3 suits (all knock-offs)
You have a long, black, leather coat (matrix style), leather gloves, leather hat, sunglasses, long scarf black pants, sweater and shoes (all black).
You have mysterious Korean friends in extremly high places.
You have a car, but strangely no-one but you has ever seen it.
You have 3 (never seen) girlfriends and an F-2 visa.
You've been to Cheju-Do 4 times and are planning a return.
You drive a scooter. |
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flakfizer
Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:01 am Post subject: |
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| pidgin wrote: |
^^^
^^ God forbid a thread title should be repeated!
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Especially a joke thread. They're always funnier when hear them for the fourth time. |
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Hanson
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:17 am Post subject: |
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...when you know how to use the search function on Dave's.
Why the hell did you search "bathroom" and "lift"? |
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flakfizer
Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:27 am Post subject: |
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| Hanson wrote: |
...when you know how to use the search function on Dave's.
Why the hell did you search "bathroom" and "lift"? |
I remembered one someone wrote about "you thoughtfully lift your foot while a bathroom adjuma mops the floor between your legs" or something close to that. I wouldn't have remembered it, but someone else used it as a sig line for a while. I miss sig lines.
Anyway, as it turns out, the thread with more jokes (and basically of the same type) was the "You know you're a Korean when..." thread (one of them-there were several of those too). |
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Hanson
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:00 am Post subject: |
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^ Hahaha - that was MY line!!!
SuperHero put it in his sig for a while... |
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