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afsjesse
Joined: 23 Sep 2007
Location: Kickin' it in 'Kato town.
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 Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:49 am Post subject: You know you've been in Korea for too long..... |
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when I look forward to watching
Arirang News and Destination Korea!!
Great stuff!!! Brilliant TV  |
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pidgin
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:57 am Post subject: |
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when you have your own kimchi pot.......
when you are always dumpster gazing....
when you have eyes on a SECOND property....
when you drink EVERY night with dinner.....
when you accept O.T. without compensation.
when you have at least 5 friends named : Hyuk.
when you can give explicit directions to Immigration, the Hamilton Hotel, two ancient palaces, three outdoor markets and the freshest 삼곂살 in the city, and....hell, could make it a one-day group tour. |
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agoodmouse
Joined: 20 Dec 2007
Location: Anyang
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:35 am Post subject: |
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| It's funny when you think you hear someone speaking English behind you, but you turn around you realize it's a Korean speaking Korean. I don't know where this fits in. |
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flakfizer
Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
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Yu_Bum_suk
Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:56 am Post subject: |
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- you never smoke a cigarette down to the butt.
- you think the toilet of any public building is the smoking room.
- you buy shoes based on how quickly you can slide them on and off.
- you make kids kneel when telling them off.
- you have 10 different discount cards in your wallet.
- overtime? What's overtime?
- you don't ride a bicycle because you don't want people to think you lost your driver's license.
- you bow to other white people. |
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pidgin
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:59 am Post subject: |
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^^^ Should be in the "ghost" thread. 
^^ God forbid a thread title should be repeated! 
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You have 4 watches (all copies)
You have 4,000 DVDs (all pirated)
You have a personal PR_N library of your 'hor-tours' to Thai, Viet and the Phills.
You have a fake, extra "corporate" job in addition to your haggy.
You have 3 suits (all knock-offs)
You have a long, black, leather coat (matrix style), leather gloves, leather hat, sunglasses, long scarf black pants, sweater and shoes (all black).
You have mysterious Korean friends in extremly high places.
You have a car, but strangely no-one but you has ever seen it.
You have 3 (never seen) girlfriends and an F-2 visa.
You've been to Cheju-Do 4 times and are planning a return.
You drive a scooter. |
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flakfizer
Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:01 am Post subject: |
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| pidgin wrote: |
^^^
^^ God forbid a thread title should be repeated!
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Especially a joke thread. They're always funnier when hear them for the fourth time. |
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Hanson
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:17 am Post subject: |
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...when you know how to use the search function on Dave's.
Why the hell did you search "bathroom" and "lift"? |
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flakfizer
Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:27 am Post subject: |
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| Hanson wrote: |
...when you know how to use the search function on Dave's.
Why the hell did you search "bathroom" and "lift"? |
I remembered one someone wrote about "you thoughtfully lift your foot while a bathroom adjuma mops the floor between your legs" or something close to that. I wouldn't have remembered it, but someone else used it as a sig line for a while. I miss sig lines.
Anyway, as it turns out, the thread with more jokes (and basically of the same type) was the "You know you're a Korean when..." thread (one of them-there were several of those too). |
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Hanson
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:00 am Post subject: |
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^ Hahaha - that was MY line!!!
SuperHero put it in his sig for a while... |
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maddog
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Location: Daegu
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:30 am Post subject: |
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when you think it's completely normal to blow-dry your nuts in the gym changing room
when you think red-lights only apply to other people
when you think it's OK to spit, piss and puke on the street
when you raise your voice to 170dB over the most trivial arguments
when you think it's more important that you get on the subway/elevator before anyone gets off |
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pidgin
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:35 am Post subject: |
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When you start answering pointed questions (including about past events) with:
"Maybe"
----or----
"Sorry"
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"Very busy" |
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rsmm0224
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Location: Changwon
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:44 am Post subject: |
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I'm gonna go the opposite direction here and say...
When I damn near get a chubby thinking about how good that Taco Bell Nachos Bell Grande will taste just before I head over to Home Depot to buy some lumber to put a fence around my yard! |
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blaseblasphemener
Joined: 01 Jun 2006
Location: There's a voice, keeps on calling me, down the road, that's where I'll always be
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:55 am Post subject: |
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You have 4,000 DVDs (all pirated)
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Even at 5,000 won a pop, that would be 20,000,000 won. ever heard of downloading? |
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Bibbitybop
Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:59 am Post subject: |
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| blaseblasphemener wrote: |
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You have 4,000 DVDs (all pirated)
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Even at 5,000 won a pop, that would be 20,000,000 won. ever heard of downloading? |
I get 5 or 6 for 10,000. The honey also appreciates the Korean subtitles. |
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