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Dome Vans
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stevemcgarrett wrote:


Poke fun at Bush all you want but I'll say this: the guy has a genuine sense of humor, unlike Kerry, he's never assumed that the Presidency was his for the taking, unlike Gore and Hillary Clinton, he's never tried to pass off others' eloquence as his own like Biden, he's never had to belch in public like Kennedy, he's never tried to hide behind euphemisms in describing his own conduct in office like Bill Clinton, he's never had to hang his head low in front of his wife, he's never whooped it up in office like a teenager on pot like Dean and he's never shown a mean streak in public, unlike McCain and countless Dems.


No, he's just a retard, and as such reflects the nation well. Worst president yet. Would have been awful to think he'd have been booted out of office pre-9/11 without leaving a legacy and my god did he leave a whole big shit pile of a legacy. Unilateralism hasn't worked, and it's spiralling. Maybe a different president might have made the transition from main hegemonic power to 2nd main hegemonic power and amazing fall from grace a little less bloody and more popular.
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spliff



Joined: 19 Jan 2004
Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree mcgarrett, his summer place in Maine is a couple of islands down from mine. I'd love to pull in at his wharf in my wailer but the place is surrounded w/ secret service. It's a shame that Jeb is such a wuss and won't run. Rolling Eyes
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flummuxt



Joined: 15 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
�It is white.�

~ George W. Bush

when asked by a child in Britain what the White House was like, 2001-07-19.

http://mindprod.com/politics/bushismsquayle.html#QUAYLE

What more can I say? America is a democracy.

Quote:
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.

-- H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 - 1956)
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agentX



Joined: 12 Oct 2007
Location: Jeolla province

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I should've said "here's my top 5 list."

And on that note, I am including 5 more Bushisms.

Quote:
�You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.� �George W. Bush, interview with CBS News� Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006


Quote:
"We Need An Energy Bill That Encourages Consumption."


Quote:
"I Know How Hard It Is For You To Put Food On Your Family."


Quote:
''I Had No Idea We Had So Many Weapons ... What Do We Need Them For?''


Quote:
"It is better to have lost and .. er to have loved and lost than to have lost.. to have loved never before to have er .. lost." --Dallas, July 11., 2006


He may be a moron, but that was the point of his election; to get unelectable people into positions of power to bring about a fascist agenda.
http://www.oldamericancentury.org/14pts.htm
Hide all that behind a 'likable' personality who's also an intellectual featherweight and you've got the political equivalent of the Trojan Horse.
And certain segments of the population bought the whole thing, hook, line and sinker.
But, it appears the people of the US are not longer interested in the march to fascism. See, a funny thing happened on the way to a "New American Century". A funny thing called Bush's War.
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stevemcgarrett



Joined: 24 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dome Vans blathered on:

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No, he's just a retard, and as such reflects the nation well. Worst president yet. Would have been awful to think he'd have been booted out of office pre-9/11 without leaving a legacy and my god did he leave a whole big shit pile of a legacy. Unilateralism hasn't worked, and it's spiralling. Maybe a different president might have made the transition from main hegemonic power to 2nd main hegemonic power and amazing fall from grace a little less bloody and more popular.


Yes, America is a nation of retards by your account. Well, you can stick that notion where the "sun don't shine," buster.

Was coaltion-building a unilateral act? The French and Russians resisted our efforts in the UN because, as we now know, they were making a killing from corruption in the oil-for-food program and other endeavors. And China can never be counted to follow the U.S. lead in anything. As for this drivel about "2nd main hegemonic power," I guess you'll have to translate it into coherent prose.

agent X drooled:

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He may be a moron, but that was the point of his election; to get unelectable people into positions of power to bring about a fascist agenda


Ah, yes, spoken like the Leftwing nutbar you are. Why those words might even make that tub of lard Michael Moore blush.

You can label him a moron but tell me this: when was the last time you flew a jet fighter, or finished an MBA program in the Ivy League, or managed a major league baseball team?

And say what you will about his presidency, he was a resounding success as Governor of Texas, receiving praise from all quarters. I know: I lived in Austin at the time.

Meanwhile, what are you besides an uncertified teacher of English?
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Atavistic



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Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't care that it's been posted. My all-time favorite:

You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2001/02/20010221-5.html
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ED209



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stevemcgarrett wrote:

And say what you will about his presidency,


It sucks.
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agentX



Joined: 12 Oct 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


My, my, aren't we whiny today? What's the matter, upset that I poked fun at Fuhrer Bush?

I don't care even if he was one of the 3 wise men who attended the birth of Jesus.
That doesn't excuse his conduct or his blatant disregard of the Constitution. Or his lack of speaking ability. Or his...I could go on and on.

Furthermore, the Washington Nationals fans had a lot to say to Fuhrer Bush today.
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/03/30/bush-booed-nationals/

What could make the Nationals fans boo Bush? Confused
Quote:
"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." �Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001


Quote:
And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I�m sorry it�s the case, and I�ll work hard to try to elevate it.� �interview on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007


Quote:
�One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be.� �on military benefits, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007


PS: Being from Texas, you are aware that the Texas Governor does not have much power, right? And that his friends in the legislature did all the work for him? All that work to pad his resume before the presidential run. Since you lived in Austin, the capitol, you were aware of all this, right?
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arjuna



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny Geroge Bush Moments
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z43VdkPbme4

Ultimate George Bush Collection
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFKwFxDp660

The real speech of George W Bush
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYvfxvDwJxA
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Pluto



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

spliff wrote:
G W Bush is perhaps the best President that the great country of The United States of America has ever had. PERIOD!

Whomever feels otherwise is a genuine MUPPET!


Consider me a genuine MUPPET!

Ronald Reagan was the best president of the United States, ever.



George W. Bush wrote:
After the chaos and carnage of September 11th, it is not enough to serve our enemies with legal papers.


Exactly!
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Justin Hale



Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Location: the Straight Talk Express

PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
"The United States Of America Is Engaged In A War Against An Extremist Bunch Of Folks"


-GWB
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Pligganease



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Location: The deep south...

PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

stevemcgarrett wrote:
To this extent, at least, he's good-natured--and a class act. I'd much rather drink a cold beer on the back porch with him ...


Steve,

That quality does not a good president make. I'd prefer a smart president over a "dude I'd like to have a beer with." I'd like to have a beer with Snoop Dogg. Would I like him to be the President? Yes. OK, bad analogy...
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yawarakaijin



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Justin Hale wrote:
Quote:
"The United States Of America Is Engaged In A War Against An Extremist Bunch Of Folks"


-GWB


And where do you find these "extremist bunch of folks?" Why in one of the Arab worlds' most secular nations, that's where! Wink
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No_hite_pls



Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Location: Don't hate me because I'm right

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pluto wrote:
spliff wrote:
G W Bush is perhaps the best President that the great country of The United States of America has ever had. PERIOD!

Whomever feels otherwise is a genuine MUPPET!


Consider me a genuine MUPPET!

Ronald Reagan was the best president of the United States, ever.



George W. Bush wrote:
After the chaos and carnage of September 11th, it is not enough to serve our enemies with legal papers.


Exactly!

Wow! REALLY??? Rolling Eyes You are a ditto head! I think maybe Lincoln, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson or FDR are the best presidents?
But, I guess writing the Constitution, saving the union, ending slavery, defeating the Nazi's, being the first president of our great nation are less important than tickle down economics.
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Khenan



Joined: 25 Dec 2007

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stevemcgarrett wrote:
agent x replied:

Quote:
Here's my top 5.


You meant to say "here are," didn't you? Rolling Eyes




There was an implied elipse after "top 5," which, in accordance with the standards of our culture, should be understood to mean "top 5 list," in which case, "is" is the proper choice of words.

...and I don't even watch TV! Rolling Eyes
stevemcgarrett wrote:


Poke fun at Bush all you want but I'll say this: the guy has a genuine sense of humor


He's never intentionally made me laugh, and I have a very good sense of humor (if I do say so myself).

stevemcgarrett wrote:


he's never assumed that the Presidency was his for the taking


Oh sure, except that everything else in his life was handed to him by his dad, but sure... if you say so.

stevemcgarrett wrote:

he's never had to wash his mouth out with soap


I prefer a president that knows how to swear now and then.

stevemcgarrett wrote:

he's never tried to pass off others' eloquence as his own


He doesn't have the eloquence to do this. However, are you honestly proposing that he writes all of his own "speeches"?

stevemcgarrett wrote:

he's never had to belch in public like Kennedy


Um.... what?

stevemcgarrett wrote:

he's never tried to hide behind euphemisms in describing his own conduct in office


No, he just lies. But I guess it's better to lie about murder and to lie about lying about murder than to mince words over a blowjob? Nice priorities.


stevemcgarrett wrote:

he's never had to hang his head low in front of his wife since becoming a politician,


No, but if he had any sense of decorum, he certainly would have, and if she had any sense of worth, she'd be married to a real man.

stevemcgarrett wrote:

he's never whooped it up in office like a teenager after a bong hit


No, he did all his bong-hitting and coke-snorting while AWOL, which was well before he held office.

stevemcgarrett wrote:

and he's never shown a mean streak in public, unlike McCain and countless Dems.


Unless you count the rampant mass murdering and the syphoning off of our economy into his friends' pockets.

stevemcgarrett wrote:

To this extent, at least, he's good-natured--and a class act. I'd much rather drink a cold beer on the back porch with him than any of the pretentious liberals who regularly casitgate him. That much I'm sure of.


Oh yes, I'm so glad you voted for the man you would rather have a beer with over someone with the intelligence to understand how beer is made.


Nice try, keep it up. By the time Jeb is out of office, you might really find a good thing to say about him.
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