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bogey666

Joined: 17 Mar 2008 Location: Korea, the ass free zone
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:34 am Post subject: OMG.. Alanis Morissette... Noooooooooooooooooo |
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I love Alanis Morrissette... yes even being a fairly "masculine" guy and all..
what a great voice.
saw her in concert several times years back. Great stuff.
and she still has the great voice. and was aging very gracefully. Looked better in her thirties on the VH1 specials she did several years ago than she did as a young girl!!!!!
but now.. by coincidence I came across this vid of her on the Today show..
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/24790608#24790608
PORKING UP!!!!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
why?????????????
please stop!
I mean is it because the guy you were engaged to turned out to be gay? (as she alleges in her song?)
stop eating the ice cream Alanis!!!
please!! |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Location: japan is better than korea.
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:23 am Post subject: |
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you're worried about alanis morrisette's weight.
this is the part of the movie about your life where you stopped talking about anything to anyone, anywhere, at any time. |
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blaseblasphemener
Joined: 01 Jun 2006 Location: There's a voice, keeps on calling me, down the road, that's where I'll always be
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:31 am Post subject: |
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God, I actually went to the link, shoot me now.
She was breathing heavy, too much meat on the bones.
And singing "ironic". kind of sad, seeing someone who seemed so original, 10 years or so later, singing a song from 10 years ago, fat, and not cool anymore. |
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Don Gately

Joined: 20 Mar 2006 Location: In a basement taking a severe beating
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 9:23 am Post subject: |
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Oh, good, an Alanis Morissette fan. There's something I've been wanting to ask you guys, but you're so few and far between now.
Is her recording an album, and then re-recording that same album with the same songs in the same order ten years later but acoustic, is that an open or veiled admission that she only had ten songs in her and she's creatively dead?
Because it seems pretty open to me.
I'm more of a lit guy myself, but if one of my favorite writers redid a book in the third person instead of the first for its ten-year anniversary, I'd view that as a pretty brazen money grab. |
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captain kirk
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 9:42 am Post subject: |
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You've got a point there. Jagged Little Pill is a masterpiece. She put so much into that, so perfectly, that if she doesn't feel like doing anything else that's ok IMO.
Didn't people pick up on her angst, women, and usher her to get help, do new age self-improvement, then her music got wishywashy and much less self-possessed? She OWNED Jagged Little Pill. |
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UberJRI

Joined: 22 Apr 2008 Location: Not where I want to be...yet
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:21 am Post subject: |
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Ok, so where am I supposed to be seeing her fat? She looks pretty normal to me. If she's fat, then I'm obese! |
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newton kabiddles
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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"..kids goodbye eee yai" errrrrrrrrrr |
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blaseblasphemener
Joined: 01 Jun 2006 Location: There's a voice, keeps on calling me, down the road, that's where I'll always be
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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UberJRI wrote: |
Ok, so where am I supposed to be seeing her fat? She looks pretty normal to me. If she's fat, then I'm obese! |
She has to catch her breath from walking around the stage. I'd say she needs to drop a 10er at least. |
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Stormy

Joined: 10 Jan 2008 Location: Here & there
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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captain kirk wrote: |
You've got a point there. Jagged Little Pill is a masterpiece. She put so much into that, so perfectly, that if she doesn't feel like doing anything else that's ok IMO.
Didn't people pick up on her angst, women, and usher her to get help, do new age self-improvement, then her music got wishywashy and much less self-possessed? She OWNED Jagged Little Pill. |
Couldn't have put it better myself. Jagged Little PIll is still one of my fave albums, nothing better when you've had a bad day then to drink whatever booze is in the fridge, close your eyes & sing along loudly & out of tune with any song off it. |
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Underwaterbob

Joined: 08 Jan 2005 Location: In Cognito
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Manner of Speaking

Joined: 09 Jan 2003
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:48 pm Post subject: |
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Alanis Morisette - speaking as a Canadian - is, was, and always will be an asshole. She can't play a musical instrument...can't write music...sings like a rusty hinge, and her only good point is that she was born with a mouth made for sucking ****. Which is the only way this no-talent loser ever got a record deal.
Made one album - most of which was made by other people - and has done nothing significant since. And man. That voice.
~"...I've got one thumb up my ass hole and the other one's hailing a TAKKSI cabbbb..."
Fukkkkkk....  |
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Big_Bird

Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:02 am Post subject: |
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The OPs link didn't work for me, but I searched for it on youtube. From your description I expected an overweight woman.
http://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=sKvT6HsrXrk
She looks totally normal healthy woman. What a strange standard you have for fat.
From a health professionals view she would certainly be considered to be in a healthy state (with regard to fat). Most of her fat seems to be on her arse and thighs. It's the abdominal fat which is the dangerous fat. Another reason why BMIs are a rather crude measure of one's healthy weight. |
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mountainous

Joined: 04 Sep 2007 Location: Los Angeles
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:38 am Post subject: |
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I love her music, the album she did after jagged little pill is XLNT as well.
I always wished that she was a little cuter...but she never was.
I have never seen a sexy picture of her...if she were a little bit cute, she would be very sexy with that voice and all....jmho  |
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the_beaver

Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:57 am Post subject: |
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mountainous wrote: |
I love her music, the album she did after jagged little pill is XLNT as well.
I always wished that she was a little cuter...but she never was.
I have never seen a sexy picture of her...if she were a little bit cute, she would be very sexy with that voice and all....jmho  |
Cuter?
Check out her early years.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar7afdfBHj4 |
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tigerbluekitty
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 2:06 am Post subject: |
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Awww.. there there, don't feel bad. At least she still got her voice.  |
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