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Lekker

Joined: 09 Feb 2008 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 1:51 am Post subject: NIGHTMARE. Bloody change, bloody hands. |
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Took a taxi home today. Taxi driver was insane, speeding through every red light, holding down on the horn every time.
Finally we made it back home. The meter read 4300, I threw him a five. When he hands back the 700 in change, I look down at his hand. It is all covered in open sores, some of them are wet and oozing. He places the change into my hand. I thank him kindly then get out. He drives off.
I look down at my hands at the change and the change is bloody. Blood is in the palm of my hands along with the wet and slimy change. Is this some kind of joke? This is how hepatitis spreads. |
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cheeseface
Joined: 13 Jan 2008 Location: Ssyangnyeon Shi
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 2:36 am Post subject: Re: NIGHTMARE. Bloody change, bloody hands. |
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Lekker wrote: |
Took a taxi home today. Taxi driver was insane, speeding through every red light, holding down on the horn every time.
Finally we made it back home. The meter read 4300, I threw him a five. When he hands back the 700 in change, I look down at his hand. It is all covered in open sores, some of them are wet and oozing. He places the change into my hand. I thank him kindly then get out. He drives off.
I look down at my hands at the change and the change is bloody. Blood is in the palm of my hands along with the wet and slimy change. Is this some kind of joke? This is how hepatitis spreads. |
just don't lick your fingers or put them into any of you orifices
until you wash them anyway  |
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anyway

Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 5:02 am Post subject: |
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Some guys have all the luck. |
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djsmnc

Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 6:06 am Post subject: |
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Sounds like he really rubbed off on you! |
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ryouga013
Joined: 14 Sep 2007
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 6:35 am Post subject: |
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I wonder if that was the taxi driver or if you were just driven home by someone who just killed the driver... If that were the case, it could have been worse! |
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the ireland

Joined: 11 May 2008 Location: korea
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 7:36 am Post subject: |
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ryouga013 wrote: |
I wonder if that was the taxi driver or if you were just driven home by someone who just killed the driver... If that were the case, it could have been worse! |
exactly what i was thinking  |
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samd
Joined: 03 Jan 2007
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:07 am Post subject: |
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Sounds like he got you there fast - throw him a tip next time |
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Cheonmunka

Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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Fark. How wierd. |
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Nomadder

Joined: 16 May 2008
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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He was just molting. Jeez.  |
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jkelly80

Joined: 13 Jun 2007 Location: you boys like mexico?
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:24 am Post subject: |
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samd wrote: |
Sounds like he got you there fast - throw him a tip next time |
You're not real I hope. |
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ChopChaeJoe
Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 6:21 am Post subject: |
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I always tell the driver to keep the change or round up to the next cheon won. Maybe you should too. Petrol is expensive these days. |
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Adventurer

Joined: 28 Jan 2006
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 7:07 am Post subject: |
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That was the guy in Nightmare on Elm Street. What was his name again?
Was it Freddie Kruger? |
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aka Dave
Joined: 02 May 2008 Location: Down by the river
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 7:32 am Post subject: |
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This whole thing, man. I'm telling you. They're programmed, and the disease is part of spreading that.
You're a cog in the machine. And the machine will rumble on, spitting out human life.
I'm telling you, man. |
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Chicoloco

Joined: 18 Oct 2006 Location: In the ring.
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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Never get into a taxi with a leper - they always leave their foot on the clutch.
Sorry  |
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Lekker

Joined: 09 Feb 2008 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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I went right home and sanitized my hand in bleach. |
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