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nolegirl
Joined: 17 Apr 2008
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:48 pm Post subject: Tool Kit and sex |
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So I was just thinking how I will need a tool kit to hang stuff in my apt and so I could fix things. And I was thinking�
It's sort of weird how all tools are associated with sex which brings me to the conclusion that men must of thought up all these terms like �I screwed til my brains exploded" , " I nailed that girl so hard", " or 'I hammered that girl" and so on.
If a women thought of these type of slang�s it would be "I spatualed that man last night" or �I cuisnarted that man last night�
I dunno know, just a thought
Yes, I have way to much time on my hands and yes I probably think about sex way to much!!  |
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jeffkim1972
Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Location: Mokpo
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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Can we be friends? |
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knee-highs

Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Location: yes
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:33 pm Post subject: |
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i SAW this post
i WRENCHED my neck
i SQUARED my JAW
and thought about throwing a MONKEY-WRENCH into the discussion, but TOOL that i am i could not PLUMB up anything |
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sunnyvale
Joined: 17 Jul 2006 Location: Korea
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:37 pm Post subject: |
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You're such a hoe. |
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Stormy

Joined: 10 Jan 2008 Location: Here & there
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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That's a bit harsh. Maybe just not the sharpest tool in the shed? |
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knee-highs

Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Location: yes
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:18 am Post subject: |
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yer a real SPARK PLUG stormy |
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PBRstreetgang21

Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Location: Orlando, FL--- serving as man's paean to medocrity since 1971!
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:59 am Post subject: |
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this thread just made my week |
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Suwon23
Joined: 24 Jan 2008
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:08 am Post subject: |
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I think it's pretty obvious why this has phallic connotations:
For the female equivalent, I suggest:
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Bearach

Joined: 12 Mar 2008
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:20 am Post subject: |
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This guy's like Charles Bronson in 'The Great Escape,' he's digging tunnels. |
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Bigfeet

Joined: 29 May 2008 Location: Grrrrr.....
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:16 am Post subject: Re: Tool Kit and sex |
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nolegirl wrote: |
So I was just thinking how I will need a tool kit to hang stuff in my apt and so I could fix things. And I was thinking�
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Just bat your eyes at a guy a couple of times and he'd gladly do anything you need. Us guys are pretty easy.  |
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yetanotherSarah
Joined: 09 Sep 2007
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bassexpander
Joined: 13 Sep 2007 Location: Someplace you'd rather be.
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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Lets try to guess what the photos mean:
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nolegirl
Joined: 17 Apr 2008
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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You're such a hoe. |
At least I get laid |
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SirFink

Joined: 05 Mar 2006
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:01 pm Post subject: Re: Tool Kit and sex |
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nolegirl wrote: |
Yes, I have way to much time on my hands and yes I probably think about sex way to much!!  |
Stop posting when you're drunk. And call me when I get back to Korea.  |
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cdninkorea

Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:07 am Post subject: |
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nolegirl wrote: |
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You're such a hoe. |
At least I get laid |
Korea is a sexually conservative country, and as such, we should act in accordance with the moral standards of our host country; we shouldn't be having sex, let alone enjoying it. |
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