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nolegirl



Joined: 17 Apr 2008

PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:48 pm    Post subject: Tool Kit and sex Reply with quote

So I was just thinking how I will need a tool kit to hang stuff in my apt and so I could fix things. And I was thinking�

It's sort of weird how all tools are associated with sex which brings me to the conclusion that men must of thought up all these terms like �I screwed til my brains exploded" , " I nailed that girl so hard", " or 'I hammered that girl" and so on.

If a women thought of these type of slang�s it would be "I spatualed that man last night" or �I cuisnarted that man last night�

I dunno know, just a thought

Yes, I have way to much time on my hands and yes I probably think about sex way to much!! Wink
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jeffkim1972



Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Location: Mokpo

PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can we be friends?
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knee-highs



Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Location: yes

PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i SAW this post
i WRENCHED my neck
i SQUARED my JAW
and thought about throwing a MONKEY-WRENCH into the discussion, but TOOL that i am i could not PLUMB up anything
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sunnyvale



Joined: 17 Jul 2006
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're such a hoe.
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Stormy



Joined: 10 Jan 2008
Location: Here & there

PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a bit harsh. Maybe just not the sharpest tool in the shed?
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knee-highs



Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Location: yes

PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yer a real SPARK PLUG stormy
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PBRstreetgang21



Joined: 19 Feb 2007
Location: Orlando, FL--- serving as man's paean to medocrity since 1971!

PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this thread just made my week
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Suwon23



Joined: 24 Jan 2008

PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it's pretty obvious why this has phallic connotations:


For the female equivalent, I suggest:
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Bearach



Joined: 12 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This guy's like Charles Bronson in 'The Great Escape,' he's digging tunnels.
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Bigfeet



Joined: 29 May 2008
Location: Grrrrr.....

PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:16 am    Post subject: Re: Tool Kit and sex Reply with quote

nolegirl wrote:
So I was just thinking how I will need a tool kit to hang stuff in my apt and so I could fix things. And I was thinking�



Just bat your eyes at a guy a couple of times and he'd gladly do anything you need. Us guys are pretty easy. Laughing
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yetanotherSarah



Joined: 09 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hehe.... This thread reminds me of an art history paper I wrote in university.

http://www.metmuseum.org/works_of_art/collection_database/the_cloisters/The_Annunciation_Triptych/ViewObject_zoom.aspx?depNm=all&Title=the_annunciation_triptych&pID=0&kWd=&vW=1&Pg=333&St=0&StOd=1&vT=1&RID=6647

Its an Annunciation piece, Mary receiving the Archangel Gabriel. If look at the right side of the triptych, where Joseph is using his tools. Basically, the scene eludes to what he isn't doing to his wife.

Wink
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bassexpander



Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Location: Someplace you'd rather be.

PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lets try to guess what the photos mean:









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nolegirl



Joined: 17 Apr 2008

PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
You're such a hoe.


At least I get laid
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SirFink



Joined: 05 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Tool Kit and sex Reply with quote

nolegirl wrote:
Yes, I have way to much time on my hands and yes I probably think about sex way to much!! Wink


Stop posting when you're drunk. And call me when I get back to Korea. Laughing
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cdninkorea



Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nolegirl wrote:
Quote:
You're such a hoe.


At least I get laid

Korea is a sexually conservative country, and as such, we should act in accordance with the moral standards of our host country; we shouldn't be having sex, let alone enjoying it.
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