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[Shauneyz]

Amazing what 10 seconds of free time and google can accomplish:


One day Will Smith and his Korean friend went to a Korean restaurant.

The Korean guy ordered rice with kimchi chigae. Will Smith didn't know what to get, so he said to come back later. The Korean guy went to the bathroom after he ordered.

Then the waiter came to Will Smith and asked him what he would like to order. Will Smith said, "yea I want a bowl of rice."

The waiter then asked, "what would you like with that?" and Will Smith said, "yea...I want chigae with it" so when the friend got back he asked what Will Smith got with his bowl of rice and Will Smith said " gettin chigae with it"

[bejarano-korea]

I was feeling depressed and suicidal so I rang the samaritans - the guy said that the callcentre had been relocated to Baghdad to save costs so they put me through to the Samaritans in Baghdad.

Me: 'Help I'm feeling depressed and suicidal'

Samaritan in Baghdad: Can you drive a truck?



An Irishman rang Manchester Airport

Paddy: 'Can you tell me how long it takes to fly to Ireland?'

Airport: 'Just a minute..'

Paddy: 'Bayjaysus thats quick! '

[Mr. BlackCat]

I'm stealing this from another poster from a while ago on this board. And, yet, I don't feel bad about it at all.

A construction site in the US needs some extra hands for the day, so the foreman goes out to find some help. He comes back with a Mexican, a Turk and a Korean.

The foreman starts delegating the work. He tells the Mexican guy, "You're in charge of transportation. You'll taxi people between the two worksites." The Mexican gets to work.

He tells the Turk, "You'll be on cleaning duty. Just make sure everything is where it's supposed to be and sweep around." The Turk agrees.

He tells the Korean, "You'll be responsible for the supplies." The Korean smiles and nods.

5 o'clock rolls around and the foreman calls everyone over to check their progress. "Good job, Mr. Mexican. Everyone was where they were supposed to be and the truck is in good condition. Mr. Turk, the worksite looks emaculate. Great work keeping it organized!" The foreman then looks around. Frustrated he says, "Where is that Korean?! Where are the supplies?!"

Just then the Korean jumps from behind a wall and yells,

"SUPPLIES!!!"

[cj1976]

How do you know if your house has been robbed by a Korean?


The dogs are missing and the homework is done.

Sorry

[friendoken]

A man is walking across the street and gets hit by a car. He's lying on the ground moaning in agony when a passerby rushes up and says,

"My God sir, are you alright?"

The victim replies, "How the hell should I know, I'm a doctor, not a lawyer!"

[Captain Marlow]

two atoms are walking down the street towards eachother... they run into eachother (maybe they're korean atoms?)... the first atom asks the second atom, "are you alright?" the second atom replies, "no, i think i lost an electron..." the first atom, "are you sure?" the second atom replies, "yeah, i'm positive."

what kinda bees do you get mild from? boo-bees

so a korean man is having problems with his eye and goes to the doctor.
the doctor does an examination and concludes to the korean man, "aw, you have a cataract!" the korean man replies, "no i don't. i have a lincoln town car!" (stolen from the sopranos)

[zuburi]

What did the bra say to the hat?

"You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift."

Sorry.

[demaratusinTW]

One or two jokes are okay, but th is constant buffoonery by some idiots here makes me sick.

Some think they're funny, bozos.

[Oreovictim]

Why do Canadians like it "doggie style?"

So that they can both watch the hockey game.

[moosehead]

why do koon asses ( men from Lousiana) make better lovers?

because they'll eat anything

oh I can't believe she said that!!

[bejarano-korea]

Irishman goes for this job on a building site

Foreman: You've got the job, so whats yer name?

Paddy: Paddy Mulligan Sor!

Foreman: (writes down on a piece of paper) How do ya spell
Mulligan?

Paddy: Stick your job up your erse!


A scouser walks past this prostitute who asks if he would
like a blow job.

Scouser: 'Will it affect me dole money?'

Q: Whats the difference between driving a skoda and a Korean woman

A: You feel a bigger tit in a skoda!

[jkelly80]

This one is a little blue.






Mods, don't delete this, it's a favorite.









Q: How can you tell when a woman is having an orgasm?

A: Who gives a sh*t?

[bejarano-korea]

[WoBW]

Two buckets of vomit walking down the street. Suddenly, one starts sobbing.

The other says, "What's the matter? Why are you crying?"

The first bucket of puke turns to an alley the are passing. "I was brought up down there. It makes me feel sentimental."

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Paddy is walking down the street after a night in the pub. A prostitute approaches him and says, "What would you say to a little *beep*?"

Paddy replies, "Hellooo,little *beep*."

[seoulsucker]