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MollyBloom

Joined: 21 Jul 2006 Location: James Joyce's pants
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:05 pm Post subject: I saw a bumper sticker today that read: |
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"If I'm speeding it's because I have to poop!"
And there was a picture of a sizzling pile of shit underneath the sentence. |
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Stormy

Joined: 10 Jan 2008 Location: Here & there
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:00 pm Post subject: Re: I saw a bumper sticker today that read: |
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MollyBloom wrote: |
"If I'm speeding it's because I have to poop!"
And there was a picture of a sizzling pile of shit underneath the sentence. |
That's......classy. I hope you didn't think "wow, I have to get one of those!" |
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MollyBloom

Joined: 21 Jul 2006 Location: James Joyce's pants
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:07 pm Post subject: Re: I saw a bumper sticker today that read: |
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Stormy wrote: |
MollyBloom wrote: |
"If I'm speeding it's because I have to poop!"
And there was a picture of a sizzling pile of shit underneath the sentence. |
That's......classy. I hope you didn't think "wow, I have to get one of those!" |
On the contrary, I wanted to rear-end that person for her stupidity. |
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Stormy

Joined: 10 Jan 2008 Location: Here & there
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:26 pm Post subject: Re: I saw a bumper sticker today that read: |
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MollyBloom wrote: |
Stormy wrote: |
MollyBloom wrote: |
"If I'm speeding it's because I have to poop!"
And there was a picture of a sizzling pile of shit underneath the sentence. |
That's......classy. I hope you didn't think "wow, I have to get one of those!" |
On the contrary, I wanted to rear-end that person for her stupidity. |
Then I applaud you. |
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Dome Vans Guest
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:40 pm Post subject: Re: I saw a bumper sticker today that read: |
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MollyBloom wrote: |
Stormy wrote: |
MollyBloom wrote: |
"If I'm speeding it's because I have to poop!"
And there was a picture of a sizzling pile of shit underneath the sentence. |
That's......classy. I hope you didn't think "wow, I have to get one of those!" |
On the contrary, I wanted to rear-end that person for her stupidity. |
Off the record, I wouldn't want to rear-end someone if they wanted to poop. Very very messy! |
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The Grumpy Senator

Joined: 13 Jan 2008 Location: Up and down the 6 line
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:03 am Post subject: |
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My favorite bumper sticker reads:
"Jesus saves...but Esposito knocks in the rebound." |
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Nomadder

Joined: 16 May 2008
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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I saw a bumper sticker once that read:
My Son Was Killed By A Drunk Driver
...and the first thing that popped into my head was:
and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker. |
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sjrm
Joined: 27 Jul 2005
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:24 pm Post subject: Re: I saw a bumper sticker today that read: |
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MollyBloom wrote: |
"If I'm speeding it's because I have to poop!"
And there was a picture of a sizzling pile of shit underneath the sentence. |
It's actually kind of funny. |
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