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MollyBloom



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:05 pm    Post subject: I saw a bumper sticker today that read: Reply with quote

"If I'm speeding it's because I have to poop!"

And there was a picture of a sizzling pile of shit underneath the sentence.
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Stormy



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:00 pm    Post subject: Re: I saw a bumper sticker today that read: Reply with quote

MollyBloom wrote:
"If I'm speeding it's because I have to poop!"

And there was a picture of a sizzling pile of shit underneath the sentence.


That's......classy. I hope you didn't think "wow, I have to get one of those!"
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MollyBloom



Joined: 21 Jul 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:07 pm    Post subject: Re: I saw a bumper sticker today that read: Reply with quote

Stormy wrote:
MollyBloom wrote:
"If I'm speeding it's because I have to poop!"

And there was a picture of a sizzling pile of shit underneath the sentence.


That's......classy. I hope you didn't think "wow, I have to get one of those!"


On the contrary, I wanted to rear-end that person for her stupidity.
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Stormy



Joined: 10 Jan 2008
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:26 pm    Post subject: Re: I saw a bumper sticker today that read: Reply with quote

MollyBloom wrote:
Stormy wrote:
MollyBloom wrote:
"If I'm speeding it's because I have to poop!"

And there was a picture of a sizzling pile of shit underneath the sentence.


That's......classy. I hope you didn't think "wow, I have to get one of those!"


On the contrary, I wanted to rear-end that person for her stupidity.


Laughing Then I applaud you.
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Dome Vans
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:40 pm    Post subject: Re: I saw a bumper sticker today that read: Reply with quote

MollyBloom wrote:
Stormy wrote:
MollyBloom wrote:
"If I'm speeding it's because I have to poop!"

And there was a picture of a sizzling pile of shit underneath the sentence.


That's......classy. I hope you didn't think "wow, I have to get one of those!"


On the contrary, I wanted to rear-end that person for her stupidity.


Off the record, I wouldn't want to rear-end someone if they wanted to poop. Very very messy!
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The Grumpy Senator



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My favorite bumper sticker reads:

"Jesus saves...but Esposito knocks in the rebound."
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Nomadder



Joined: 16 May 2008

PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw a bumper sticker once that read:

My Son Was Killed By A Drunk Driver

...and the first thing that popped into my head was:

and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker.
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sjrm



Joined: 27 Jul 2005

PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:24 pm    Post subject: Re: I saw a bumper sticker today that read: Reply with quote

MollyBloom wrote:
"If I'm speeding it's because I have to poop!"

And there was a picture of a sizzling pile of shit underneath the sentence.


It's actually kind of funny.
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